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the_fetus
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Have you adopted a nun today?
posted Saturday, October 05, 2002 - 01:23 AM (#2095)
Adopt your nun today!!! [sacredheartmonastery.com] You even get to pick the sister of your choice!!! Its only a $1000 minimum donation!!! (Thank God for this, I dont know WHAT I'd do without a pretty porcelin nun to stick next to the urn on my fireplace)
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the_fetus
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Re: Have you adopted a nun today? (Score: 2, Informative)
posted Saturday, October 05, 2002 - 01:27 AM (#2096)
And it gets better! Same monastry, same site. They also sell llamas. [sacredheartmonastery.com] I'll let you form your own opinion, but I am sligltly scared of a monastry that sells you llamas and glass nun action figures.
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Dynedain
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Re: Have you adopted a nun today? (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, October 05, 2002 - 05:40 AM (#2099)
In Response to the_fetus (#2096):

mmmmm......llama.....

on a side note - do they have a dome? how many weddings? how many bungee jumps?
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Lonely Goatherd
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Re: Have you adopted a nun today? (Score: 0)
posted Tuesday, October 08, 2002 - 09:59 PM (#2160)
Does she come with the little nun shoes?
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the_fetus
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Re: Have you adopted a nun today? (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, October 08, 2002 - 11:39 PM (#2161)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#2160):

it says right there that it: is porcelain and stands 15 inches tall is dressed in the Benedictine habit, complete with shoes is numbered and comes with a genuine Adoption Certificate comes with a history of your sister
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the_fetus
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Re: Have you adopted a nun today? (Score: 2, Informative)
posted Tuesday, October 08, 2002 - 11:42 PM (#2162)
In Response to the_fetus (#2161):

Damn the formatting!! That should have read like this:

It says right there that it:

is porcelain and stands 15 inches tall

is dressed in the Benedictine habit, complete with shoes

is numbered and comes with a genuine Adoption Certificate

comes with a history of your sister


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mea37
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Re: Have you adopted a nun today? (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Wednesday, October 09, 2002 - 02:53 AM (#2170)
In Response to the_fetus (#2162):

Comes with a history of my sister...? I think I'm offended.
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the_fetus
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Re: Have you adopted a nun today? (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, October 09, 2002 - 03:05 AM (#2171)
In Response to mea37 (#2170):

Be offended...be very offended. they want to dress your sister in Benedictine habit, complete with shoes. I know Id be offended. Damn nuns, theyre up to no good again.
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TheMooseKing
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Re: Have you adopted a nun today? (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, October 09, 2002 - 03:14 AM (#2172)
In Response to the_fetus (#2171):

Actually, I think my sister would be better off as a nun.
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the_fetus
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Re: Have you adopted a nun today? (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, October 09, 2002 - 03:24 AM (#2173)
In Response to TheMooseKing (#2172):

Ive already mentioned my sister once before [goats.com]. I think to be a nun you need both eyebrows. And I do ont believe mullets are allowed.
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snootyfox
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Re: Have you adopted a nun today? (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, December 25, 2002 - 12:54 AM (#3368)
In Response to the_fetus (#2096):

what could possibly hgo better togeather, i think the only thing that would make that better would be a little blue monkey; which sings. ALL kneel before the powers of the blue singing monkey!
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