our sponsor

POOOFFF BE GONE!! (5 comments)
Gentoo666
Initiate

Posts: 30

Registered:
Jul 2002
POOOFFF BE GONE!!
posted Monday, August 26, 2002 - 11:31 PM (#1371)
This is a forum of dedicated to things people can and wish to live without. SO VENT!! It is not good to keep it inside and wait until it errupts and you run over a pedestrian.

I would do without mosquitos and those damn infernal and inconsiderate women drivers who insist on driving titanic cars which they cant manage or check blind spots, talking on a cell phone, and trying to apply make up all at the same time! In fact, all women drivers, its just easier that way and better for the enviroment with less cars then being on the road!
--
I sell my sanity to the Ice Cream man...
Locked profile
tor
tor

Code Monk

From: Sydney

Posts: 772

Registered:
Sep 2000
Re: POOOFFF BE GONE!! (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, August 27, 2002 - 02:19 AM (#1374)
Screw that you half hearted bastard. Get rid of _all_ the cars.

Then everyone will use bicycles to get around which is more fun and healthier.

For long distance travel we build huge channels across the country and sit inside big balls made from bucky balls and roll to where we're going. Silent. Of course the balls may need a non rotating platform inside.
Locked profile
jon
jon

Dark Overlord of Chickens

From: Your Mom

Posts: 2742

Registered:
Jul 2000
Re: POOOFFF BE GONE!! (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, August 27, 2002 - 10:23 AM (#1376)
I would get rid of incoherent, sexist dorks.
--
"I don't wanna be an inventor. I wanna be something useful like a teacher's aide or a prison guard or a science-fiction cartoon writer." - Cubert Farnsworth
Locked profile www
simon_moon
Initiate

Posts: 31

Registered:
Jul 2002
Re: POOOFFF BE GONE!! (Score: 2, Super-Genius)
posted Tuesday, August 27, 2002 - 03:02 PM (#1386)
addictions. i'd really like to go through a day without walking past someone smoking a cigarette and thinking "gosh, i'd really like one of those."
--
"Oh, George, not the livestock..."
Locked profile
Evander
Evander

Code Monk

From: Up Your Butt And Around The Corner

Posts: 299

Registered:
Jul 2002
Re: POOOFFF BE GONE!! (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, August 27, 2002 - 04:00 PM (#1394)
I would like to see Strom Thurmond kicked out of office. The money that our country spends to keep him living, let alone able to make it to work some of the time is horrible when you think about the fact that this is the man who once tried to run for president on an anti-civil rights platform.
--
"To my mind, to kill in war is not a whit better than to commit ordinary murder." -Albert Einstein
Locked profile www
snookles
Knackolyte

Posts: 50

Registered:
Jun 2001
Re: POOOFFF BE GONE!! (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, August 27, 2002 - 08:35 PM (#1404)
In Response to Evander (#1394):

I'd really like to get rid of the clothes on that woman. Yeah, her, right there, with the... and that..... Hot cha cha!

Oh, and uh, the objectification of women. Let's get rid of that. It's bad. Yeah.
--
Karl G. Siewert, librarian and yo-yo performer.
Locked profile www
Discussion: POOOFFF BE GONE!! | Login/Create an Account | 5 comments
Threshold:  Locked
The Fine Print: The above comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way.
Hell, let's face it, we're not responsible for anything; including the things we say, do, or think. And if you sue us because you think we are? Well, we're not responsible for that either.
6