What's the worst thing you've ever done?

Forgot to donate to support Goats.

Stealing things I don't need (like foriegn street signs), duct taping shut the door of a middle school, eating 52 chicken mcnuggets in one sitting...

And the list goes on.

But I guess that's what I get for spending my teenage years hanging out at punk rock shows.

Gotten on the Internet. Seriously.

Being a Internet-knowing and dwelling person isn't cool anymore. It's common. I'd rather be against the grain.

Had I never got on the internet, I could have been the great sledgehammer of technophobia that I should have been.

The Internet... is the tool of the DEVIL!

When I was eleven, I climbed up to the ceiling in the hallway in my house, a la Spider-Man.

When my mom came home, I waited until she walked down the hall, and then dropped down in front of her.

Nearly gave her a heart attack, I did.

Well, and I can talk about this now because I was in high school at the time, and the statute of limitations is up on it...

I inadvertently burned a house down.

I don't really feel guilty about it, as it was abandoned, no one was hurt in any way, and the place was kind of in shambles, so the owner probably cleaned up on the insurance and was happy about it. But that's probably the worst thing I've ever done.

In Response to Incarnadine (#1294):

Petitioning for re-runs of "Growing Pains" on prime time TV was pretty bad, but I think the worst was probably cutting the tops off of those parking meters.

Had sex in a church parking lot with two different girls on the same night...

In Response to Gentoo666 (#1318):

Wow. That beats the hell out of my "Oral sex with my girlfriend (at the time) in a church parking lot, once."

I wasted a 5 year scholarship that covered tuition and fees (including out of state), room and board, books, and had a $375 a semester stipend on top of all that.

that depends.
Such as; if you are sober, or not.
When sober, i'm a mild mannerd person.. but when i hit the drink i advise people to watch out and hide.

In Response to Josie37 (#1717):

Church parking lot? Bah. In the church, during the service. It was a couple of years ago, and my girlforend at teh time was the god lady's daughter, so she knew her away around, and we were behind the altar, and all that stuff.

If you judge "the worst thing" by the repurcussion you receive, then I would say drinking 2 leiters of Diet Coke, and then a 24 pack of Diet Coke shortly after. Vomiting acidic stomachjuice/ coke for the next half hour taught me that this was a very bad thing to do. Very, very bad.

oh, jesus, the worst thing i've ever done? this is a pretty hard question to answer, when you think about it. because, seriously, what to you mean by "worst"? worst to whom? not to me, probably. if it was, then i wouldn't have done whatever it is that i did. so now, i must sit back and peruse all my past life actions, and figure out 1) which of them were the worst, and 2) who they were "worst" to and why.

it's too early for this stuff.

(oh, and offhand, i'd have to say it was eating two pounds of m&m's in one sitting. that one was worst for me.)

I can't really narrow this down past 2. they are: 1)Shaving my little sisters eyebrows off and cutting her hair into a mullet, and 2)Setting fire to the entrance to an ice rink. also, part of that one would be while doing community service for that one, stepping on a pipe underneath the ice and spraying chemicals everywhere. That was bad

The worst thing I've ever done to myself? Gone to Olympic Gardens in Vegas while already drunk, and with credit cards in my wallet. Well, it wasn't bad per se, just very expensive.

Worst to another person? Convinced someone that the reason his electric bill was so high was because he had grid bugs living in the walls. I told him they were pretty common down in the South where I'm from, and they eat electricity. They've been moving north because of global warming. You can't kill them with pesticides, and I highly recommended that he not try to get rid of them himself. No, only a skilled electrician can safely get rid of a grid bug nest.

He believed me. He believed me so much that he managed to convince the landlord they had a problem. So, in an effort to cut the costs of their electric bill, they actually did call in a professional electrician to exterminate the grid bugs.

He didn't talk to me much after that.

I dunno about worst, but perhaps funniest.

This was years ago, at university. The main halls of residence were these eight floor monsters, based on designs for a swedish prison (I'm not making this up) and every floor was identical to the one below. Anyway, we knew this one guy who lived on the top floor, and we knew the guy who had the same room on the ground floor. Same room. Identical, apart from the view out the window.

Anyway, me and a couple of mates took floor 8 guy out, and got him drunk. Very drunk. Meanwhile, another group took everything out of his room, and put it into ground floor guy's room, and vice versa. We came back with floor 8 guy, put him in the elevator. For a while we rode the elevator up and down, not letting him out, until he was thoroughly confused. (Not difficult, he was drunk.) Then we took him to the ground floor room, threw him on the bed, and left him to sleep.

Next morning, about 7am, we burst into "his" room, and threw him out the window. Look on his face was priceless, and well worth the couple of weeks of angry muttering he subjected us to afterwards.

Cheers,
Graham