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zamphir
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I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham
posted Saturday, August 10, 2002 - 10:45 PM (#1083)
I will not eat them Sam, I am... [goats.com]

Yet another message board game.

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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Sunday, August 11, 2002 - 09:10 AM (#1085)
I will not eat them in a bar...
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Monday, August 12, 2002 - 12:13 AM (#1090)
In Response to Evander (#1085):

I will not eat them from a jar.

I will not eat them in New York...
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Monday, August 12, 2002 - 02:10 AM (#1091)
In Response to mea37 (#1090):

The people there do not like pork.

I will not eat them on the john.
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Monday, August 12, 2002 - 09:15 AM (#1092)
In Response to WizToast (#1091):

I will not eat them with some prawn. I will not eat them by the sea...
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 2)
posted Monday, August 12, 2002 - 09:27 AM (#1093)
In Response to Incarnadine (#1092):

Hold on, man, I have to pee.

I will not eat them at Tulane,
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 2, Funny)
posted Monday, August 12, 2002 - 10:16 AM (#1098)
In Response to jon (#1093):

That Cajun chow brings bowel pain.

I will not eat them on a plate.
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Monday, August 12, 2002 - 07:33 PM (#1112)
In Response to WizToast (#1098):

I have an awful gait,

because I will not eat them on a grassy knoll.
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Monday, August 12, 2002 - 08:35 PM (#1117)
In Response to TheWizardofFez (#1112):

I will not eat them in a bowl.

I will not eat them with a stick...
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Monday, August 12, 2002 - 09:48 PM (#1120)
In Response to mea37 (#1117):

To eat at all will be a trick!

I shall not eat them for too long....
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 12:24 AM (#1127)
In Response to snookles (#1120):

I will not smoke them in a bong.

I will not eat them from a shoe...
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Incarnadine
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 08:51 AM (#1129)
In Response to Evander (#1127):

Those Odor-Eaters taste like poo.

I will not eat them on TV...
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 12:35 PM (#1134)
In Response to Incarnadine (#1129):

I'll not eat them in effigy.

I will not eat them in Taiwan...
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 02:31 PM (#1140)
In Response to mea37 (#1134):

I will not eat them with wontons.

I will not eat them while I'm drunk....
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, August 14, 2002 - 12:14 AM (#1146)
In Response to zamphir (#1140):

I will not eat them with a skunk.

I will not eat them in a void...
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, August 14, 2002 - 05:55 PM (#1156)
In Response to Evander (#1146):

I'll not eat them while unemployed.

I will not eat them with Bud Lite...
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, August 15, 2002 - 01:36 AM (#1167)
In Response to mea37 (#1156):

I will not eat them late at night.

I will not eat them with my shoes...
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, August 15, 2002 - 09:24 AM (#1172)
In Response to Jennifus (#1167):

When my alarm goes off, I just hit snooze

I will not eat them reading Goats...
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, August 15, 2002 - 09:47 AM (#1174)
In Response to zamphir (#1172):

...or from the top of root beer floats.

I will not eat them, rain or shine...
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, August 15, 2002 - 07:49 PM (#1187)
In Response to simon_moon (#1174):

Or while I'm making crappy rhymes

I will not eat the sam-I-am.
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Friday, August 16, 2002 - 09:38 AM (#1204)
In Response to WizToast (#1187):

For he would taste like boiled ham.

I would not eat them with a spork...

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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Friday, August 16, 2002 - 09:58 AM (#1213)
In Response to kumquat (#1204):

Je ne mange pas des oeufs verts et porque.

I will not eat them with your mom,
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Friday, August 16, 2002 - 06:05 PM (#1223)
In Response to simon_moon (#1213):

I would not eat them before prom.

I will not eat them from a plate...
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, August 17, 2002 - 04:37 PM (#1236)
In Response to jwomack94 (#1223):

I will not eat them on the first date.

I will not eat them in the nude...
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 01:40 AM (#1239)
In Response to Evander (#1236):

to do so would be crude.

I will not eat them in my socks
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Re: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham (Score: 1)
posted Monday, August 19, 2002 - 10:21 AM (#1258)
In Response to tor (#1239):

They tend to give me chicken pox

I will not suck them through a straw
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