Jobs, can't live with them, can't be employed with out them. Maybe that's the reason that at some point or other people tend to have strange jobs, so that they can make money. Personally I've been things like the guy who re-shelves Library books, and the guy who carries peoples' grocery bags to their cars. I even spent two months working on the packaging floor of an Israeli meat factory (and a major one, at that.)

What I'm getting at is that I think it would be amusing to hear what kind of strange jobs people have had, and then we can all have a good laugh and feel better about ourselves and all that crap.