This is a fun game we play on another forum [chat.spl.at] that I visit all the time. Basically, the way it works is that an answer is given, and you have to come up with a question for the answer.

Example:

A. Your mom.

(next post) Q. Who makes the best cookies? :)

A. Yodeling

So that's how it works - it's quite fun! Okay, here's the first answer:

A. Many Shih Tzus

What makes wrinkled work?

I think you're supposed to give the question for the previous answer, and then pose an answer of your own...hope that's correct, and with that in mind...

Q. What do you get when a pack of speeding Dacshund suddenly put on the brakes?
   
  A. Asstronomy.

In Response to rossruns (#421):

Q. What did the confused proctologist study?

A. Leaping Lizards.

In Response to jon (#423):

Q) What was the name of Michael Flatley's Jurassic dance troupe?

A) Kumquat

In Response to snookles (#438):

Q) What did Mrs. Quat say to her husband while "helping" him out in the fertilization clinic?

A) Ten bottles of mexican springwater.

In Response to rossruns (#445):

Q) What do you get when 5 Mexicans refill their bottles of tequila with piss?

A) Martha Stewart in love.

In Response to BitterPainter (#486):

Q) What movie told the story of the real-life events that led to the trademarking of "Good Thing"?

A) Two Clark Gables and an Al Capone.

In Response to simon_moon (#560):

Q) What did my true love give to me on the second day of Christmas?

A) George Bush dancing the Funky Monkey.

In Response to evilaltor (#567):

Q) A sign that trade relations with Colombia have resumed (snifsnif)

A) Nicely rounded corners

In Response to snookles (#569):

Q) The kind of pretzel that does not kill has...?

A)Josef Stalin's moustache.

In Response to TheWizardofFez (#579):

Q:Something the "got milk" commercials will never conquer?

A)Pres. Bush's Intelligence (or lack there of)

In Response to zamphir (#754):

Apparently this was less clear (and therefore probably *much* less clever) than I thought it was.

I've been requested, in completely the wrong place (imho), to 'splain myself.

The question I was providing an answer for was "Pres. Bush's Intelligence (or lack there of)".

The answer I was giving was "3". As in, Shrub's Intelligence quota is measured at 3 on the scale.

Apparently I wandered over the fine line between 'obscure reference' and 'inchoherent'.

The answer I gave had as much to do with the question I posed as I understood the rules of this to specify - that is, none. Except for a tie-in to the Monty Python reference.

If no one likes the answer, I'll gladly replace it with "Frog with a Boner".

In Response to Gentoo666 (#751):

Q: What can we use as the basic unit to measure cognitive development in canines?

A: Horticulture

In Response to mea37 (#787):

Q) You can lead one, but you can't make her think.

A) Creamed spinach

In Response to zamphir (#771):

Genius reference!
Getting a bit off topic here, but I have to say it made me laugh out loud and wake my folks (it's almost three here in the morning).

I'd even mod it up, but although I have mod points (and not cos of my bad haircut) I can't seem to use them. In fact, I've fallen off my chair again... curse this monday night drinking I like to call doing my bit for the dolphins....

In Response to evilaltor (#795):

how do you seem to not be able to use them?

are you getting errors, or are you not seeing the drop downs, or...?

Remember that you can't moderate in discussions you've participated in.

In Response to snookles (#793):

Q: What did Mike Tyson do in the Tyson-Spinach match last month?

A: European

In Response to mea37 (#808):

Q: What type of person masks their lack of hygiene with "natuaral" scents

A: A Dutch Yeoman caught in a snow storm

In Response to phillip (#805):

Yep...that's the one.
Already posted to this one.
(hangs head in shame and hangover)

In Response to Gentoo666 (#817):

Q. What is something that is completely, totally, and utterly useless to me?

A. The donkey at the petting zoo.

In Response to kumquat (#869):

Q: Who was the winner of the "most molested ass" contest?

A: Decomposition

In Response to mea37 (#872):

Q: What's Mozart up to these days?

A: Fresh And Full Of Life

In Response to jon (#873):

Q: What's the name of the newest brand of douche?

A: Cinnamon toast

In Response to Amy_thumbelina (#874):

Q. Finsh the jingle: "What breakfast food rots your teeth the most? You know it, kids, it's........ .....!!"

A. Panda "Love"

In Response to evilaltor (#891):

Q) What will Shaun "Puffy" "P Diddy" Combs change his nickname to next?

A) The Magic Twanger