As I walk through the valley where Toothgnip lives
I take a look at the girls and wonder out loud, "Hey, what gives?"
'Cause I've been wenching and drinking so long
That even Diablo thinks that my liver is gone
But I ain't never seen a goat that's so good with the ladies
Or at least without making some li'l goat babies
You better watch how you talkin and where you walkin
Or Toothgnip will make sure that your love life is shot
I really hate to gripe, but I gotta, man
It seems like every gal is a "Toothy" fan, fool
He's the kinda goat the little players wanna smoke
Cause chick prospects for the dudes have been running down the tubes

Been spending most his life in a potent pantied paradise
Been spending most his life in a potent pantied paradise
Keeps spending most his life in a potent pantied paradise
Keeps spending most his life in a potent pantied paradise

Look at the situation
He's got me facin
I can't live a normal life
Celibacy for me
So I gotta get down with the big "T"
Make him teach me how to get the girlies clear 'n' free
I'm an educated bachelor, I'm pretty hot
Good looking yes, though Mel Gibson not
Not some evil cheese, or satanic chicken
But the chicas he's got are all so finger lickin
Nookie ain't nuthin but a heartbeat away
But he's got those damn panties, what can I say?
I'm 23 now but I'll go for up to 54
The way things is goin, I dunno

Tell me why is he so blind to see
That the girls he's got are for you and for me?

Been spending most his life in a potent pantied paradise
Been spending most his life in a potent pantied paradise
Keeps spending most his life in a potent pantied paradise
Keeps spending most his life in a potent pantied paradise

Potent pantied convo, potent pantied power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
They all come a runnin, but half of them aint lookin
At the fact that he's got fur
Big horns he's got for sure
I wish that I could learn, but the stupid goat won't teach me
I just can't understand it; why won't they pick ME?
I guess they cant
I guess they wont
I guess they're caught
By the lingerie clad goat that's on the barstool

Been spending most his life in a potent pantied paradise
Been spending most his life in a potent pantied paradise
Keeps spending most his life in a potent pantied paradise
Keeps spending most his life in a potent pantied paradise

So wrong that you had to post it twice? Or is this just a bug?

It's one thing to come up with the idea, but what is wrong is that it went right through to the end. Who has got so much spare time?

Or am I asking the wrong forum?

It's funny, but when you get started on a song parody, they tend to just flow...so, a song like this must have taken, 5, 6 minutes top to write. :) I mean, half the song is coming up with a chorus!

In Response to TheWizardofFez (#337):

Well, no, I got an error message the first time... so not really a bug, just the quirks and whims of the good ol' internet.