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kornz
kornz
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one big reason i love goats
posted Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 01:52 PM (#35832)

The pirate monkey robot shirt got me a hot girlfriend


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AsphaltBuffet
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Re: one big reason i love goats (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 03:16 PM (#35835)

yes, they do catch fire on occasion


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kornz
kornz
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Re: one big reason i love goats (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 04:25 PM (#35837)
In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#35835):

well, she is smoking

ugh gawd that is a horrid joke

the point of this is that she stole that shirt from me to sleep with when i am not around.


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deerboy
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Re: one big reason i love goats (Score: 1, Flamebait)
posted Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 12:04 AM (#35841)
In Response to kornz (#35837):

the point of this is that she stole that shirt from me to sleep other dorks with when i am not around.


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zamphir
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Re: one big reason i love goats (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 05:12 AM (#35843)
In Response to deerboy (#35841):

The point of this is that she stole that shirt, and he'll never wear it again, even after they break up.


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tynic
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Re: one big reason i love goats (Score: 1, Flamebait)
posted Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 09:15 AM (#35846)

Still overcompensating, are we?


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Deathalicious
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Re: one big reason i love goats (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 11:44 AM (#35847)

This is the third time you've felt the need to share of your exploits. It's only fair that you put up a miserable post every time they break up with you.


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tor
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We covered this before. (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 08:36 PM (#35858)
In Response to zamphir (#35843):

The point of this is that she stole that shirt and that she is a he [goats.com].


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zamphir
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Re: We covered this before. (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 08:53 PM (#35859)
In Response to tor (#35858):

she is a he

Ell Oh Ell Ay Lola... Ell Oh Ell Ay [goats.com]


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deerboy
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har (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 10:36 PM (#35862)
In Response to zamphir (#35859):

She's a grandmother that likes to reprimand, Oy vey, Lola!


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Rich
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Re: one big reason i love goats (Score: 2)
posted Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 10:57 AM (#35877)
In Response to Deathalicious (#35847):

That's because his Myspace friends got sick of hearing about it.


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danav
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Re: one big reason i love goats (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 03:04 PM (#35878)
In Response to kornz (#35837):

the point is you're not getting that t-shirt back. And the fact that I think a t-shirt is a good trade-off for a hot girlfriend even for a while means I'm not addicted enough to Goats.


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tor
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Re: one big reason i love goats (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, September 24, 2006 - 04:47 PM (#35880)
In Response to danav (#35878):

And the fact that I think a t-shirt is a good trade-off for a hot girlfriend even for a while means I'm not addicted enough to Goats.

No it just means you don't have a girlfriend.

Or you have an ugly one and a surplus of shirts.


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danav
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Re: one big reason i love goats (Score: 1)
posted Sunday, September 24, 2006 - 06:39 PM (#35881)
In Response to tor (#35880):

If I had an ugly one I would think she wasn't worth one my shirts...

Maybe I have a surplus of ugly t-shirts.


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pupdog
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Re: one big reason i love goats (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, September 26, 2006 - 01:55 PM (#35896)
In Response to danav (#35881):

It's just one, but wearing it every day makes it worse...


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