POLL RESULTS: Bush's secret powers: (7 comments)
kornz
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Bush's secret powers
posted Friday, August 18, 2006 - 01:36 PM (#35525)

from rtumble.com

Wiretap Project Ruled Illegal -- Warrantless domestic eavesdropping violates the Constitution, a judge rules, sharply rebuffing claims that Bush has unwritten powers. Henry Weinstein in the Los Angeles Times Bob Egelko in the [latimes.com]San Francisco Chronicle [sfgate.com] Ron Hutcheson and Margaret Talev in the San Jose Mercury [mercurynews.com] -- 8/18/06

anyone else feel that bush's untold powers sounds like something from dune?



POLL: What are Bush's untold powers?
 
8% (2) To see through time and space, with the aid of Spice.
 
34% (8) To talk to sea creatures.
 
26% (6) To screw up royally on foreign policy.
 
17% (4) To be able to dislodge any object, pretzle or otherwise from throat, no matter how it is stuck.
 
13% (3) To understand the laffer curve.
23 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)
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Fool (Score: 2)
posted Friday, August 18, 2006 - 04:20 PM (#35532)

There are no hereditary kings in America and no powers not created by the Constitution.

When will you learn? The kwisatz haderach doesn't derive his powers from the constitution.


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Re: Bush's secret powers (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Friday, August 18, 2006 - 06:33 PM (#35534)

Bush is, in fact, the only person in America without any special powers.

Not even the power to create a special zone in which powers work when otherwise they would be suppressed.


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kornz
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Re: Bush's secret powers (Score: 2)
posted Monday, August 21, 2006 - 02:07 PM (#35553)

ok, who thought it was the laffer curve?


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Re: Bush's secret powers (Score: 2, Clever)
posted Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 10:46 AM (#35578)
In Response to kornz (#35553):

What, he could be some sort of supply-side economics savant, right?


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kornz
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Re: Bush's secret powers (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 12:27 PM (#35582)
In Response to pupdog (#35578):

dubious, if he was we would at least be hearing more about supply side economics, you know? he would at least idioticly drool and mumble... "Wanniski... creates own demand..."


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Re: Bush's secret powers (Score: 2, Compelling)
posted Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 02:11 PM (#35588)
In Response to kornz (#35582):

sounds like 'Reagan, the Later Years...'


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kornz
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Re: Bush's secret powers (Score: 2)
posted Monday, August 28, 2006 - 04:02 PM (#35633)
In Response to pupdog (#35588):

yeah, but sans the jellybeans


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