New game! New game!

Tell me what the rules are and if I agree a prize will be awarded as long as the rules explicitly allow me to randomly decide a winner.

This is a Forum Version of Mornington Crescent [goats.com]. I think there is at least a nice tee-shirt involved in the prize; as Jon needs all the revenue he can get right now.

I will start you of with:
1. Any rule that states who the winner is, is to be disregarded.
2. All rules are negotiable.

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When will dearboy attack?
Will Zamphir win?
Why do I regret this?
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