I haven't been on for a couple days...but what the fuck! Everything is all topsy-turvy; and I'm not exactly in the state to understand what the shit is going on.

Now...stare in awe at my ability to type so well even though I am very drunk - given that it is still St. Patrick's day despite the fact that it's 2:12 in the moring - and in the middle of getting high, basically.
- aren't I so great>

you know, maybe you should read new threads before you replicate at least 2 others that have already been up for quite a while.

You've already mentioned that you're on myspace. we understand.

In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#33136):

Aw, c'mon, she was drunk. According to the FAQ [goats.com], that's a perfectly valid excuse for just about anything here.

In Response to mkinyon (#33137):

it is. but being drunk should result in different posts than normal...

In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#33141):

Flame wars and unending stupidity: anything goes

Some of that... yeah.

If a woman does not keep pace with her companions, perhaps it is because she hears a different drummer. Let her step to the music which she hears...

...then go ahead and laugh. But hissing about how your nannypants got bunched and twisted isn't all that fun, is it? Maybe tell us what you're drinking? Or what's getting you high? Or what made you exclaim "What the fuck!" lately? Or tell us about your parade, your drummer, your beat. All this "I'm so superior to everybody on MySpace" just makes you sound exactly like the juveniles you're chastising. Demonstration is almost always far more convincing than proclamation.

If i were in Central Cowtopiaindiana near you right now, i'd totally offer to buy you a beer and a sausage (or whatever the Amish permit in your community) and suggest you laugh and get over it. But lacking any ability to magically affect you from afar, i can only say "please enjoy your weekend, buddy!" Oh, and have you seen this [youtube.com]? Goodness, i love that so much, i've watched it four or five times already.

In Response to Teledildonix (#33142):

yay! i got tele to post a good flamey thing.

But hissing about how your nannypants got bunched and twisted isn't all that fun, is it?

actually, yeah, it kinda is. i wasn't even aware i had any nannypants until they got all bunched. and twisted.

"I'm so superior to everybody on MySpace"

facebook users are... ;)

lacking any ability to magically affect you from afar

you do pretty well with the internet to here... buddy.

If i were in Central Cowtopiaindiana near you right now, i'd totally offer to buy you a beer and a sausage (or whatever the Amish permit in your community) and suggest you laugh and get over it.

we actually have more corn than cows. it's creepy in the summer. mmm, beer. i went out with non-drinkers to south bend on friday night. yay for people who think beer is evil on a day where the city puts up tents all over for lots of drinking. damnit.

don't they have SDP ready for our use yet? i think phillip needs to get on that soon.

Oh, and have you seen this? Goodness, i love that so much

yes, it's awesome. i also enjoy this [google.com] and this [google.com].

In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#33143):

...buddy...

Oops, sorry! That probably sounded wrong because i forgot you couldn't hear me imitating the pseudo-Candian accent of Terrence and Phillip when they encountered Saddam Hussein. Maybe there's an emoticon for that.

In Response to Teledildonix (#33144):

it helps me hear the accent if you type "aboot" more often.