Let's be real.

	25% (4)	George Foreman
	6% (1)	Kenny Rogers
	6% (1)	Chef Boyardee
	18% (3)	Ron Popeil
	18% (3)	Marie Callender
	25% (4)	Innocenzo Fiorucci

George is also a bun warmer.

Let's be real.

No, let's not.

My dinners are made by leprechauns and unicorns!

In Response to Deathalicious (#31674):

Mine are made by my boyfriend. It is the privilege of being the primary breadwinner for the house - I don't actually have to do anything involving bread.

Mine is a spoiled, pampered existence.

In Response to Deathalicious (#31674):

That's odd. my dinners are leprechauns and unicorns. I stick them in my bun warmer.

In Response to Dynedain (#31658):

I would like George Forman Brand buns. Then i could feel more recursive with the Forman name.

In Response to sakuruth (#31675):

It is the privilege of being the primary breadwinner for the house

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....

I really thought you were still a student.

This explains so much about your boyfriend.

We can't be real, because we can't agree on what is "consensual reality" and what is "objective" reality.

Also, you know, reality bites.

No, I mean, like Hot Pockets - Reality Bites, tiny little frozen prepackaged food stuffs that go well with Velveeta.

Honestly, though, Siobhan and I trade weeks shopping&cooking.

In Response to zamphir (#31680):

We trade the chores too.

Weekends I cook, Weekdays Mrs Wife re-heats

In Response to sakuruth (#31675):

Moderators, get it straight -- it's flamebroiled, not flamebait.

Save the -1s for the morons. They'll show up eventually.

In Response to zamphir (#31680):

These [archive.org] are yummers, even if you (like myself) also enjoy consuming real flesh. Of course, now that Kellogs has purchased 'em I will be more cautious.

In Response to Deathalicious (#31735):

"meat free mini corn dogs"?

You broke my brain.

In Response to Deathalicious (#31734):

I did wonder about that. I wasn't trying to induce flames - my boyfriend really does spoil me rotten.

I deserve it, naturally.

Still. Ours not to wonder what were fair in life...

In Response to zamphir (#31737):

"meat free mini corn dogs"

They get a -1, Redundant.

And to be as real as possible, the kitchen is just where we keep the dirty dishes - not actual cooking taskes place there unless we have more money than normal. At the moment: no money, no food - unless it comes in a Dominoes box or some sort of greasy bag. But I would love to have a showtime rotisserie thingy.

In Response to GeminiCrash (#31755):

For every Domino box, you could make a couple of real pizzas.

Pizza dough takes about 20min to prepare, leave it to prove for 30min and meanwhile:
Switch on oven (230C, something else F)
Wizz a can of tommy-tatoes (add some garlic salt, black pepper and origano)
Slice cheese (or you could use E-Z-Cheese)
Salami, must have salami!
Pan fry a small pony with Exxon Virgin Oil.

Bash out pizza base, cover with wizzed TT, cheeze, add topping and place in oven.

While it cooks (20 - 30 min), open bottle of wine, drink wine, open second bottle.

Eat the pizza and drink more wine. And because it has the added zing of pan-fried pony you'll be licking your (or your man's) lips.

**sings** Share and enjoy! Share and enjoy! **sings**

In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#31779):

wizz a can of tommy-tatoes? that is possibly the most disturbing thing i've heard today...

In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#31781):

You want disturbing?

I know where you live. I've been in your room. I rearranged your sock draw...

In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#31783):

i have a sock drawer? no wonder i can't find socks...

In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#31779):

    20 min
  + 30 min
  + 30 min
  --------
  lots min

Whereas, you know, Dominoes usually takes
half an hour. Plus, pizza dough requires zen
knowledge. Using a phone don't.

In Response to Deathalicious (#31788):

Yes, lots of minutes...too many in fact for one as lazy as I. That and it's hard to cook in/on a gas stove when you have no gas aside from that which comes from your ass. Dominoes doesn't even take a half an hour...and I get half price because I work there.

In Response to Deathalicious (#31788):

You need not be a Zen master to make some dough. My bread type machine does it and that aint sentient.

Dough is easy and fun and great for spleen venting.

Plus, 80 minutes + lots of wine = better fun

In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#31814):

you don't really need the 80 minutes...

In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#31817):

It's hard to get lots of wine in under 20.

And not worth the effort, either.

In Response to zamphir (#31818):

it does depend on the number of people present too... i must admit that if you feel the need to drink wine very fast, you need better wine or domestic swill instead.