The world would be more perfect if . . . . (52 comments)
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deerboy
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The world would be more perfect if . . . .
posted Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 09:44 PM (
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Alicia Keys were 1/4 as talented as she thinks she is. . .
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 09:58 PM (
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Zamphir posted 1/4 as much as he does...
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 10:04 PM (
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In Response to Dynedain (#29660):
...because he already posts only 1/4 as much as he thinks he does.
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 10:11 PM (
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I don't see why you think she isn't talented. Her only problem is that she performs a whole heap of crap to keep the masses happy.
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 10:16 PM (
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In Response to unFalln (#29662):
Zamphir keeps the masses happy? You go, Zamphir!
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The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 11:02 PM (
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In Response to unFalln (#29662):
People bothered to read things before responding to them.
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 11:43 PM (
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In Response to deerboy (#29664):
Screw that, this is the internet!
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deerboy
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The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 12:11 AM (
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In Response to jettaboy20 (#29668):
People got the point of the exercise.
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The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 12:25 AM (
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In Response to deerboy (#29664):
people would stop being so high and mighty and belittling other people's talent.
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 12:28 AM (
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In Response to deerboy (#29669):
If you wanted people to get the point of the exercise, you would explain it everyone first instead of just assuming that they can immediately think just like you.
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The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 12:51 AM (
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In Response to unFalln (#29670):
Australians drank more and understood less.
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 02:34 AM (
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In Response to deerboy (#29673):
The entire world drank more and understood less.
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 07:24 AM (
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People didn't try to make comparatives out of absolutes.
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 07:58 AM (
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Antony and the Johnsons had
not won the Mercury Prize.
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 08:23 AM (
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MTV and all it's little worshipers would just go away.
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The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 10:19 AM (
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In Response to Euan (#29677):
People didn't have to be told when to laugh.
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 10:50 AM (
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Statistics were meaningful.
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 11:09 AM (
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The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 11:16 AM (
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 12:02 PM (
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Hot dogs and buns came in the same sized packs.
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deerboy
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The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 12:59 PM (
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In Response to zamphir (#29687):
... I could fit my hotdog on these damn tiny buns.
... People didn't rip off stale comedy acts.
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 01:23 PM (
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everything ran on ethyl alcohol...
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 05:56 PM (
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Lore updated his comic more often.
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 3, Clever)
posted Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 03:49 PM (
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I were able to use the subjunctive mood correctly.
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 06:39 PM (
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In Response to zamphir (#29687):
Hot dogs and buns came in the same sized packs.
Done [northwestern.edu].
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Re: The world would be more perfect if . . . . (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 07:40 PM (
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In Response to zamphir (#29687):
hot dogs and buns came in packages of the same quantity, rather than size.
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