Since y'all aren't talking to each other, we might as well turn this forum into a collection of big long rambling monologues and blogs.

God, what a loser. You're stealing ideas from deerboy [goats.com] again.

Yeah but who is giving him karma for answering himself?

In Response to Rich (#29491):

It wasn't me.

In Response to zamphir (#29489):

Man, I could use a burrito. I should, in fact, have had a burrito. That chinese food was extremly sub-par.

Stupid food court. I wish it was a real food Court, all putting eggrolls on the witness stand and levying fines and sending entrees to jail.

In Response to zamphir (#29497):

I wish it was a real food Court, all putting eggrolls on the witness stand and levying fines and sending entrees to jail.

+1 Great image.

Speaking of monologues, how's Rihpmaz doing?

In Response to Llamarama (#29498):

Speaking of monologues, how's Rihpmaz doing?

That really wasn't me.

Someone else even admitted to it.

Cactus.

Current observation: American tourists dress like American tourists even when they're touring America. It's like some sort of national decree was handed down: "This is what you will wear the instant you step outside your home state."

Maybe it's federal project to make pickpocketing easier.

In Response to tynic (#29507):

I call semi-bullshit. Someone had on a tremendously awful Hawaiian shirt, but some of us simply wore our regular clothes.

Well, okay, I didn't wear my regular clothes, precisely, but that's because I have two typical states of clothedness: work-appropriate attire and nothing. My other clothes only really come out on the weekends. My point still stands. It was normal weekend clothing for me.

In Response to sakuruth (#29509):

Oh, this had nothing to do with SPX. This was gleaned from a day wandering around Washington tourist attractions. I kept getting asked for directions.

In Response to tynic (#29510):

... Yeah, okay, that I will grant.

I don't understand the philosophy either, but then I'm not a very touristy person. Mostly I go to places that have people I want to see. The place itself is just a distraction.

In Response to sakuruth (#29509):

Someone had on a tremendously awful Hawaiian shirt
Bah [hawaiianfabric.com].

That one was tame. Heck, it was even tame in comparison to some [hawaiianfabric.com].

I got it at a Dockers outlet store.

Gary will attest that Harvey Pekar's shirt on Saturday was much louder.

In Response to zamphir (#29489):

So, the modders don't really exist. I see.

In Response to sakuruth (#29509):

I have two typical states of clothedness: work-appropriate attire and nothing.

Which category would "hike up the t-shirt and get all the Dumbrella guys (even Phillip) to draw on my abdomen" fall under? Please say it's "work-appropriate", 'cause that would be awesome.
 

In Response to gtyrrell (#29519):

If there is one thing hollywood has taught me, it's that any showing of skin is counted as completely naked.

In Response to unFalln (#29522):

any showing of skin is counted as completely naked

Shit! I better get dressed before someone arrests me here...

Ow. Why does it have to hurt every time I pee?

In Response to deerboy (#29524):

Boy, Google seems to be awfully leet today.

In Response to gtyrrell (#29519):

Please note the word 'typical.' Weekend dress - ie. any item appropriate for Sharpie-skin contact - is atypical because mostly what I do on the weekends is lounge around at home.

And it wasn't all; I didn't get Sam.

I don't think I'm dangerous, you just like to misinterpret me.

Man, I can't believe that guy did that thing with the network and broke production last night. What a maroon!

In Response to zamphir (#29542):

My favorite is when a Scientologist uses the phrase 'pseudoscience'.

In Response to deerboy (#29562):

Yes, I always expect them to use the word "pseudoreligion" instead.

In Response to zamphir (#29563):

I see that you are sticking to the discussion rule.

In Response to deerboy (#29564):

I think it was my rule, yes?

In Response to zamphir (#29565):

That's why we figured you would break it.