Deathalicious, Your ideal job is a Gigolo. [jobpredictor.com]

jen, Your ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus.

Time to start working on the facial hair I guess.

Grimicus, Your ideal job is a Supermodel.

That's just awesome. I wonder if I will only be able to turn left.

In Response to Grimicus (#27884):

Not an ambi-turner, huh?

zamphir, Your ideal job is a concerte mixer.

Sakuruth, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.

But not a grammatically-accurate evil boss. Any pleasure I felt from the job description - which is, admittedly, pleasant to see - evaporated upon realizing that the definition of 'evil' they intend is clearly not an educated or refined evil. And, let's be honest, that takes all the fun out of it.

themysticalone, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.

Damn you, Jar Jar!

Rich, Your ideal job is a Ping pong ball inspector.

And I was hoping for boob inspector.

I got "Bearded-Lady" as well. I find that amusing since I don't really care for body hair of any sort to be on my person, except for the hair that is on my head - I've got plenty of that.

In Response to GeminiCrash (#27894):

Pictures?
 

In Response to gtyrrell (#27896):

Of hair? or lack there-of?

unfalln, Your ideal job is a Funeral Director.

But my real name got me 'Suicide Bomber'.

Dynedain, Your ideal job is a Professional Hippy.

My real name gets me a Lumberjack, because, you know, I'm O.K.

In Response to Dynedain (#27902):

You like to dress in womens' clothes and hang around in bars?

In Response to themysticalone (#27911):

You like to dress in womens' clothes and hang around in bars?

That's what some of us have noticed, yes.

Dynedain also likes |.

In Response to themysticalone (#27911):

Ooo! Ooo!

Does he weigh the same as a duck?

Are there those who call him...Tim?

Has he just bought a dead parrot?

Is he going to squashed flat by a giant foot?

Mary, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.

Sweeeeeet. Though how they knew about my daily commute, I don't know.

In Response to themysticalone (#27911):

No, you're thinking of those crazy Aussies that habit these forums. Do a search for "thong dress" in the forums. There's a reason why Priscilla, Queen of the Desert was filmed there.

In Response to Dynedain (#27921):

And here I thought the reason they filmed Priscilla in Australia was that they had run out of Mentos to pay the Dutch, and so they needed to find another culture that would accept alternate forms of payment. I hear they tried the Cubans first, but apparently the black market there really doesn't accept bits of string.

JB, Your ideal job is a Mime Artist.

If this job exists, I may have rethink my lot in life.

J Tristum, Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer.

With my full name I'm a human shield, and with just my first and last I'm a mermaid. Mmm...Sushi...

My ideal job is a Satan.

I always knew my guidance counselor was worthless.

Nagy_Vilmos, Your ideal job is a Playing for a soccor team.

Any ILoP's want to tell me what's wrong with this?

In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#28092):

Any ILoP's want to tell me what's wrong with this?

It's no worse than "concerte mixer".

Allure, your ideal job is a Professional Tramp.

Oh finally, my dreams are coming true. I can feel it between my legs!

In Response to allure (#28111):

Oh finally, my dreams are coming true. I can feel it between my legs!

No,No.

Please.

Allow us.