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Who needs a helper monkey? (4 comments)
zamphir
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Who needs a helper monkey?
posted Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - 01:48 PM (#26900)
I want a SWAT [reuters.com] monkey!

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Nagy_Vilmos
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Re: Who needs a helper monkey? (Score: 3, Compelling)
posted Thursday, April 21, 2005 - 04:50 AM (#26913)
Why stop at one? A whole batalion of fighter-ninja-pirate monkeys! With SWAT training! Woo, woo!

I can see it now, thousands of cute little monkeys running at the enemy (your choice) with little guns and little rocket launchers. The future is out there, the future is fightin-cussin-drinkin monkey-soldiers!
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deerboy
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Sing along (Score: 3, Insightful)
posted Thursday, April 21, 2005 - 10:55 AM (#26923)
Whole lot of poopthrowin' goin' on.
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Rich
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Re: Who needs a helper monkey? (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Thursday, April 21, 2005 - 11:46 AM (#26926)
"Capuchin monkeys, native to southern central America, have been used to help disabled people, and are able to perform such tasks as retrieving items, serving food and opening and closing doors."

Great. Now if I want a helper monkey I'm going to have to pay extra for a SWAT model?

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Re: Who needs a helper monkey? (Score: 2)
posted Friday, April 22, 2005 - 02:29 PM (#26977)
Well, it certainly would be a step up, career-wise [hillison.com].
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