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Philosophical Drunk!

"Imagine, right, imagine the part of you that was you when you're speaking to me, isn't you, but that the you that's yu when that's happening, the real you is the you that ... Shit, what was I saying? It's all about society, isn't it? Morality's just ... What?"

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  Sad part? It's true. Except I usually use the words "I am so totally not sober." Because I'm too much of a control freak to get truly drunk- as soon as I start feeling tipsy, there I am, eating food.

I know. I'm of no use to this online community whatsoever.

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I wouldn't go so far as to say that I'm an alcoholic; alcoholics go to meetings.

I don't think it's very accurate

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We seem to be getting a wide cross section here. And no Aussies yet!
 

Aww, give us a cuddle. You're an Emotional Drunk!

"But I thought he liked me. It was all going so well. I can't take it, you know? Not again. Why me, you know? My life is so fucking shit. I'm just a worthless piece of nothing shit. Everything I do is shit, or it turns to shit, or I turn it to shit."

- pause -

"You've got beautiful eyes ..."

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hehe. at any given time I could be most of these.

I was correctly pegged as a "Chunder Monkey"... except that I never say "I don't throw up when I'm drunk".

Infact, what I usually say is "excuse me while I step out side and 'reboot'".

Hmm. I'm also a philosophical drunk, which I suppose is accurate insofar as I do get damn chatty when properly toasted.

It's a damn shame I don't have alcohol so that I could get drunk before taking this test. Ah, well.

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Ditto.
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Oh, man, I just had the best weekend, and I didn't throw up once! So much alcohol! So much surfing! So much 500! So much food!

I may be still a little tipsy.

Angry drunk.

Mind you I am currently sober so it is possible that I am an angry sober and that has twisted the results.

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Ho hum. This isn't far off. Me? Drink? How dare you offictable! I'm on my wee home from *blurg* tea at the vicarsh

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Wich is sort of true, I guess. There are many times at the end of the night that I'll pull the ol' trigger. But I'm always fine up until then, none of that random making a mess all over the place type stuff.

philisophical...

In Response to tor (#26239):

Y'know, somehow I knew you'd get angry drunk.

I got Philosopical, thought about it a bit, and then get "I'm not Drunk". Maybe it would be best to do this while, uh, drunk.

In Response to Deathalicious (#26279):

Of course, most accurate would be "I generally don't get Drunk" Drunk. I'm one of those weirdos who doesn't drink with the purpose of getting absolutely trashed. 7 drinks in 2 hours is my all-time max.

In Response to Deathalicious (#26280):

all-time max... not counting that one time in Siberia. Then I was a "Philosophical, I'm So Drunk Chunder Monkey". But that's what chugging vodka will do to ya.

In Response to Dynedain (#26224):

yeah right...

you're not angry when you're drunk... you're angry when you're sober and everyone ELSE is drunk.

An "I'm sooo drunk" drunk. I don't think that's very accurate, I usually deny the drunkenness. And then fall over.