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unFalln
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i love how every thread eventually leads to nookie
posted Tuesday, March 15, 2005 - 09:17 PM (#26104)
I was in bed with lesbians! Because I had a shirt with a picture that vaguely resembled the village people!
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Re: i love how every thread eventually leads to no (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, March 15, 2005 - 09:28 PM (#26106)
I ended up in the back seat with multiple women; and it may have to do with me wearing an article of clothing with an angry alien!


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Re: i love how every thread eventually leads to no (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, March 15, 2005 - 10:04 PM (#26107)
I was pleasured roughly by a killer robot. I think it took the rude chicken on my t-shrit the wrong way.
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Re: i love how every thread eventually leads to no (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, March 16, 2005 - 12:34 PM (#26119)
I rocked my small self centered universe with a woman.
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Re: I rocked my small self centered universe with (Score: 1, Obnoxious)
posted Wednesday, March 16, 2005 - 01:02 PM (#26120)
In Response to Dynedain (#26119):

Did you cry afterwards?

Did Kurt?
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Re: I rocked my small self centered universe with (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, March 16, 2005 - 01:02 PM (#26121)
In Response to zamphir (#26120):

No but your mamma did.
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Re: I rocked my small self centered universe with (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, March 16, 2005 - 01:06 PM (#26122)
In Response to Dynedain (#26121):

No but your mamma did.

Those were tears of laughter.

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Re: i love how every thread eventually leads to no (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, March 16, 2005 - 02:52 PM (#26124)
Virgins flock to me when I wear my "My special purpose is to destroy Phobos." shirt.


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Re: i love how every thread eventually leads to no (Score: 2, Compelling)
posted Wednesday, March 16, 2005 - 03:47 PM (#26126)
I get a lot of pussy when I wear my "kittens = poptarts" shirt.
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Re: i love how every thread eventually leads to no (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, March 16, 2005 - 04:49 PM (#26132)
My Neil and Bob T-shirts look cool, especially when worn while neil-ing and bob-ing.
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Re: i love how every thread eventually leads to no (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Wednesday, March 16, 2005 - 09:17 PM (#26141)
Does jacking off into a "Do Not Eat This T-Shirt" T-shirt count?
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Re: i love how every thread eventually leads to no (Score: 2, Awesome)
posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 - 11:27 AM (#26160)
Men keep trying to touch the elliptical International League of Pedants logo on my t-shirt.
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Re: i love how every thread eventually leads to no (Score: 2)
posted Friday, March 18, 2005 - 01:53 PM (#26174)
In Response to doriette (#26160):

When I wear the shirt, the logo isn't elliptical.

It's a hyperbola.
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Re: i love how every thread eventually leads to no (Score: 3, Clever)
posted Friday, March 18, 2005 - 02:11 PM (#26176)
In Response to Deathalicious (#26174):

It's hyperbole.

How fitting!

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Re: i love how every thread eventually leads to no (Score: 1, Obnoxious)
posted Friday, March 18, 2005 - 02:37 PM (#26183)
In Response to zamphir (#26176):

-1, Misquote
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Bah (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Friday, March 18, 2005 - 02:51 PM (#26185)
In Response to Deathalicious (#26183):

I think you mean
-1 Awful Pun
and
+1 Intentional misinterpretation for humorous effect


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Re: Bah (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 11:09 AM (#26262)
In Response to zamphir (#26185):

Oh no. Do we need an "Everything is Obnoxious and Redundant" thread now?
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Re: Bah (Score: 1, Flamebait)
posted Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 11:24 AM (#26264)
In Response to Deathalicious (#26262):

Oh no. Do we need an "Everything is Obnoxious and Redundant" thread now?

How would that be different than all the rest of the threads we have?

Or am I being redundant?


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Nagy_Vilmos
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Obnoxious is the Comms Protocol (Score: 0, Incoherent)
posted Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 11:41 AM (#26266)
In Response to zamphir (#26264):

No. But maybe your being obnoxious?
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Re: Obnoxious is the Comms Protocol (Score: 1, Obnoxious)
posted Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 11:45 AM (#26267)
In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#26266):

Nahh.

If I was being obnoxious, I would -1 Improper Homonym you.

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Nagy_Vilmos
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Obnoxious is the new Comms Protocol (Score: 0, Incoherent)
posted Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 12:07 PM (#26269)
In Response to zamphir (#26267):

I even missed the word 'new' in the title.

I confess that I did not fully review the posting before submission.

I will now go and pay penance at the Altar of Amnesia

Aside:

A humorous article in yesterday’s Daily Telegraph talked about a meeting of the Society of Pedants (formally the Pedants’ Society (formally the Pedant’s Society (formally the Pedant Society))). I immediately thought of ILOP and wondered if there is any association between the two.

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Re: Obnoxious is the new Comms Protocol (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 02:04 PM (#26270)
In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#26269):

Splitter!
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Nagy_Vilmos
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Re: Obnoxious is the new Comms Protocol (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, March 24, 2005 - 04:47 AM (#26278)
In Response to Dynedain (#26270):

If anyone is interested, the story continues today. You have to register, it's free, on The Telegraph [telegraph.co.uk] and search for Craig Brown. The articles are Way of the World for 22nd and 24th March 2005.

Funny, me thinks.

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