i mean, no matter what the topic is, no matter if it is a poll or a cry for help or a "wow, this site is cool" thread, they always boil down to a conversation of tripe, usually not involving the creator of the thread, in a feces-throwing tantrum between two people;
"you suck"
"no, you suck"
"you're a turd sandwich"
"no, you sir, are the turd sandwich"

yay!

Nazi!

That is so not fair! What makes you think a thread can't start off with toys being thrown? Or squirrels?

In Response to Dynedain (#25533):

How dare you! I was trying to compose some elephant prose and you butt in!

Because people act like assholes [goats.com].

Hey, Look!

People Suck!

Who knew?

I protest. I do not recall a single conversation on these boards resulting in a debate about tripe [wikipedia.org].

In Response to Dynedain (#25533):

From zero to godwin in 30 mins.

Not bad, but we can do better, people.

In Response to mcgrue (#25622):

Well, it was the first reply. That should count for something.

In Response to Dynedain (#25643):

FP!

In Response to Clan_Hanna (#25717):

Step 1: Natalie Portman with Hot Grits
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: Profit!

In Response to Dynedain (#25788):

do you really need a step two?

In Response to kornz (#26102):

Yes, it's clearly essential to move from Miss Portman and hot girls to profit.

How else do you expect to get to step three without step two?

In Response to kornz (#26102):

Well, I mean, obviously! I mean, something clearly has to happen between Natalie Portman being covered in hot grits and one acheiving profit from such a situation. At the very least, you know, photos.

In Response to Deathalicious (#26142):

i would imagine that hot girl on natalie action would just atract people that would throw money at the situation to see more, like a sideshow... with hot girl on girl stuff...