It's a game!!!

Whoever can come up with the most concise, inappropriate, and most across the board offensive conversation starter wins.

Considering your surroundings, this should be quite a trick. This is not an easy bunch to offend.

Remember, entries should be short, one or two sentences are best. And make it a challenge. Don't just spell a bunch of crap wrong, that's way too easy around here.

I'll start us off slow.

Wouldn't it suck to be the dad of one of those retarded kids?

Too easy.

"George W. Bush is god. Discuss."

We Democrats are part of the problem that wont go away.

I'd hit it [newsday.com]

Hey, I've got an idea. Let's all post a picture to prove which one of us has the biggest dick.

I guess i'm just a bit confused that you got away with saying Tor, all hail Tor king of kobolds, without being attacked by Tor's, all hail Tor king of kobolds, lackeys, since you forgot to follow up Tor, all hail Tor king of kobolds, with out saying 'All hail Tor', all hail Tor king of kobolds, 'king of kobolds.' Maybe I just missed something, and you were referencing to something else...

In Response to zamphir (#24930):

Did you see Teledildonix and Deerboy's kid? Real cutie.
 

I don't have a topic, but my twelve-year old boyfriend said he'd try to come up with one while he's at school tomorrow.

(how's that?)

In Response to daubergoat (#24936):

teh [urbandictionary.com]

Any software that does not conform to the Microsoft Windows Development Standard is not worth using.

Abu Ghraib: a nice start, but not far enough!

Working on the principle of sometimes, things just have to be said...." [goats.com]....

"More people die every year in auto accidents than died in the 9/11 terrorist attack. Why aren't we bombing Detroit?"

Yes.

I went there.

¥0 ñ!gg3r$, ! 4m ub3r ©00l. b0w b3f0r3 m3.

In Response to zamphir (#24942):

"More people die every year in auto accidents than died in the 9/11 terrorist attack. Why aren't we bombing Detroit?"

More people have died in Iraq than in 9/11, why aren't we bombing Ira... oh.

I come, join you there, tovarisch.

The sweater says, "I fucked the girl in Hanson." However; actions [tshirthell.com] speak louder than words.

I got one, but it is so wrong, even I can't post it.

Now if there were a shirt up for grabs. . .

In Response to deerboy (#24962):

Now if there were a shirt up for grabs. . .

You still haven't collected on the last shirt up for grabs.

Why should we believe you now?

In Response to zamphir (#24942):

Frankly, I think Death* upped the tasteless ante well beyond that point. Unless, of course, you subscribe to the view that Americans are more important than other people.

In Response to GeminiCrash (#24961):

Good God woman! That just ain't teh right.

In Response to tynic (#24975):

Wait... we aren't?

(Second entry)

My life is not complete until I have sex with a retard.

In Response to tor (#24958):

What's so good about tovarisch?
[barnonedrinks.com]

Very good everyone, although I can't say my jaw has been dropped quite yet.

Here's my second entry.

I'm not saying that all homosexuals are jewish, I'm just saying that most jews are fags.

I know that my jaw hasn't come even remotely to what would be considered dropped; it would take quite a lot for that to happen. Although, I have to say that this second entry - when it occurred - definitely had a couple jaws dropping an inch or two.

Second Entry:

I was playing billiards with some friends of mine over the Thanksgiving weekend last year and the owner of that particular pool hall has a mentally disabled daughter. She pretty much has free reign of the place and likes to harass patrons. She can't talk, so she grunts when she wants something. We finally got a reprieve from her company as she was standing behind the counter, grunting at her father - who's a fat redneck by the way. My friends and I hear, above the music on the jukebox, this asshole start grunting at his daughter and then say, "Shut up! Uhhhhh Uhhhhh! I'm fucking tired of your retard speak."

In Response to sakuruth (#24988):

Can you tell me about the rabbits, George?

In Response to GeminiCrash (#25001):

Situational and anecdotal entries don't count. Even if they really did happen.