It's a message board game! yay!

Based on Today's [goats.com] strip, here's the game.

A dead celebrity is mentioned by name. The next person then provides their current occupation, and a new celebrity.

Lather, rinse, repeat! Fun Fun Fun!

I'll start.

Jessica Tandy.

Jessica Tandy is currently a circus geek, squatting in a cage, biting the heads off chickens, and shouting, "ARRghghraraARAHAAAGH" at passersby.

Clark Gable.

In Response to gtyrrell (#23817):

Clark Gable is now a pomade-infused hairdresser with an eyepatch. He tells people it was the result of a tragic scissor incident, but actually he just has pinkeye.

Walter Matthau

In Response to tynic (#23818):

Walter Matthau is now a spy for a suave but eccentric troupe of circus performers. He is in charge of stealthily stealing dangerous trapese acts from competing circuses.

Jim Morrison

In Response to themysticalone (#23819):

Jim Morrison is now a waitor at a Steak 'N Shake in the Midwest. On the side, he's the leader of a rogue waitors' union whose goal seems to be the complete destruction of all other "convenience restaurants".

Jeff Bridges

In Response to GeminiCrash (#23823):

... dude ...

Pick one:

1. You were trying to make a joke.
2. You were thinking of Lloyd Bridges.
3. You missed the point of the thread.
4. You inhabit the same bizarro world as my erstwhile room-mate, who actually spent three hours trying to convince me Kirk Douglas had been dead since June, despite his appearance at a golf tournament in October.

In Response to GeminiCrash (#23823):

Well Jeff Bridges isn't DEAD but...

Jeff Bridges delivers fuel oil in my neighborhood. Yesterday he filled my tank to the tune of $385. I wanted to kick his ass for gouging me but instead gave him a thermos full of hot chocolate because of the extreme cold.

Robert Crane (Hogan's Heroes fame)

In Response to Rich (#23826):

Robert Crane is currently working in a gentlemen's outfitters on Brighton seafront. His speciality is measuring inside legs for left dressers.

John Wayne

In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#23827):

John Wayne is the proud owner of a toilet paper factory in Robinwood Oregon.

John Candy

In Response to Rich (#23829):

John Candy is desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.

River Phoenix.
 

In Response to gtyrrell (#23833):

River Phoenix sits quietly on his stoop at night, listening to the scritchy sounds of his private graveyard in Boise and laughs diabolically.

John Ritter

In Response to deerboy (#23835):

John Ritter is standing watch over John Candy's grave.

Just in case.

Fay Wray.

In Response to zamphir (#23836):

Fay Wray has been reincarnated and is now known as Peter Jackson.

Rodney Dangerfield

In Response to Rich (#23837):

Rodney Dangerfield is a well respected entertainer at a bar orbitting Alpha Centauri.

Marlan Brando

In Response to Dynedain (#23838):

Marlon Brandon is working as a flyswatter in rural India.

Julia Child

In Response to Deathalicious (#23839):

Julia Child has taken up residence once again in her kitchen, at the Smithsonian. Small children, dogs, and those who are pure of heart (they use real butter and cream and eggs in their cooking) can sometimes detect her presence.

Stephen Jay Gould.
 

In Response to gtyrrell (#23841):

Stephen Jay Gould is hiding in a swamp while leading a guerrilla war against creationists who secretly control the South.

Ray Charles

In Response to Grimicus (#23842):

Ray Charles is head of satellite intelligence at NSA. No, that's wrong. He's disguised as a woman, meaning he is a homemaker that knows that his place is right there now in his home.

Charlemagne

P.S. secretly?

In Response to deerboy (#23846):

P.S. secretly?

hah, yeah I guess not so much anymore. I suppose I was trying to keep it fantastic.

In Response to deerboy (#23846):

Charlemange is too busy watching reruns of Baywatch to answer the damn telephone, that whore!

Jerry Orbach

In Response to themysticalone (#23849):

Jerry is rehearsing his new show 'Exotic Dancing Cattle'.

Ronald Reagan

In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#23857):

RoRay is currently recording his new hit single "That's for emergencies" and follow-up album "Max stole my Headroom".

(I've gotta do it, I'm out of other ideas)
Slim Dusty

In Response to unFalln (#23858):

Slim Dusty

Slim Dusty is currently still embroiled in a lawsuit against Marshall Mathers.

Michael Landon.

In Response to zamphir (#23860):

Having abandoned his search for a cure for lycanthropy, Michael Landon is now selling a line of fur-care products for the discerning werewolf.

Tony Randall.
 

In Response to zamphir (#23860):

Michael Landon has recently launch an executive survice for clearing up ice-cream spills in Bangkok nightclubs.

Mark Bollan

In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#23862):

Can't spell today, should be

Mark Bolan