The gauntlet [news.com.au] has been slapped across his face and thrown down.

HAH!

Sorry. It's just I have a friend who registered 0.463 one night, we were going to make her a commemorative t-shirt. So that particular figure struck a chord.

But at least she didn't try driving.

Maybe this should be the next goats contest? With photos, of course.

So I wonder where this guy was headed?

In Response to jettaboy20 (#23613):

So does he.

In Response to tynic (#23612):

Were the funeral services pleasant?

In Response to tynic (#23612):

My figure strikes a chord too, but only when I'm drunk and fall onto and opened piano.

Ouch.

In Response to snipergirl (#23624):

Wow, I never heard of a woman whose curves described a major third before.

In Response to Deathalicious (#23633):

...let alone an augmented sixth.

In Response to unFalln (#23635):

Cbmaj7#4+13

In Response to snipergirl (#23638):

pheh! that's just keymashing.

unless, of course, that's what your figure was MEANT to play...

In Response to Deathalicious (#23633):

I would have thought it'd be a triad.

In Response to Clan_Hanna (#23643):

just because i was born in hong kong does NOT make me chinese!

In Response to unFalln (#23639):

sometimes it likes to do a G7sus4 but only when i'm feeling particularly in harmony with the world. On a bad day it's F#Augbb7+#11+b13

In Response to snipergirl (#23645):

I knew there was something augmented in your figure.

Mr Dillon said it was "bizarre you could physically drink that much and not pass out".

Some how I find comfort in this. It's given me a goal to shoot for!

The bar has been upped! [canada.com]

The GoatsDownUnderCon has some work ahead of them.

In Response to tynic (#23612):

"Why the hell was this man driving?"

Well I think it is plainly obvious, for it is good he was driving - for he was too drunk to walk.

Hooray for my first official post. Delightfully unimpressive.

In Response to CyberGoon (#23923):

And delightfully lacking in brainlessness. Welcome to Goats: the Forums.

In Response to zamphir (#23851):

At a small tangent, I think the bar has been lowered [bbc.co.uk]. Now all the family can have a go...

In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#23927):

But what was his BAC level? Nowhere in that story was there even a suggestion of his BAC level!

Please keep on topic, people!!!

In Response to unFalln (#23929):

Maybe not, but I did say I was going off at a slight tangent. Also I think a drink driving conviction at thirteen years stands up to multi-times over the limit.

I did look, not just in that article but in all the links too, for the BAC level. If I had found it I would have linked there.

<childish>
Yah boo sucks!
</childish>

In Response to snipergirl (#23644):

My mistake... I was referencing the musical term of three notes played together. However, what I meant to say was a "tritone," also called an augmented fourth or diminished fifth.

In Response to Clan_Hanna (#24408):

Otherwise referred to by people during the gregorian chant period as "the wolf"

I guess i'm just a bit confused that you got away with saying Tor, all hail Tor king of kobolds, without being attacked by Tor's, all hail Tor king of kobolds, lackeys, since you forgot to follow up Tor, all hail Tor king of kobolds, with out saying 'All hail Tor', all hail Tor king of kobolds, 'king of kobolds.' Maybe I just missed something, and you were referencing to something else...

In Response to Humbaba (#24477):

okay moron. We have just had one of you through recently and we're all tired.

Read the faq [goats.com] then wait a couple of days before posting again and you ought to see how things work.

If you should be unable to overcome your embarassment at your apparent lack of intelligence please ensure on future trips to forums other than this that you remember the cardinal rule. lurk then post. Don't try and prove your amazing one of a kind wit on your first day.

Oh and please avoid using u, ur and getting you're and your mixed up.

And more out-calling of our beloved (?) Jedi here [theregister.com].