[cry for attention]

I feel unattractive and stupid. Make me feel better.

[/cry for attention]

You're not stupid!

There. How do you feel now?

I know that I would certainly pump you full of alcohol and try to get you in bed.

Well, you have that Australian accent, which is hot!
You have breasts, another check in your favor.
You're going to University to further your learning, which is a bonus point.
You knew enough to use the square brackets, not the less than/greater than, so it wouldn't be misinterpreted as HTML, add another tic to the positive column.
'Snipergirl' was never explained as your user name, oooh, mysterious, add 1.
Sexy avatar, plus one.
You came here for attention - brilliant! (That I replied may be seen as pathetic, oh well.)
Subject of 'Argh.' and not 'Sigh' made me think of the pirate/ninja discussion that equals smarts.
It's spring down there, fall here, you lucky thing.

And you might get to hang with the other Aussie Goats crowd mid January. Looks to me like you’ve got a lot going for you.

In Response to Rich (#22946):

'Snipergirl' was never explained as your user name, oooh, mysterious, add 1.

Technically not true.

On the other hand, I find snipers sexy. Having the common sense not to get stuck in the middle of a firefight is attractive to me. Go figure.

You are neither a balding 25 year old guy, nor a violently pink girl. A winner is you.

Well, it *is* pretty stupid to make out you're unattractive when you aren't.

And there's something hugely unattractive about a girl pretending to be stupid when she clearly isn't.

Umm, not sure I'm helping...

Cheers,
Graham

In Response to Rich (#22946):

Wrong, wrong, wrong [goats.com].

In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#22932):

unattractive?

In Response to Rich (#22946):

sweet!!!

i rock :). except for patheticness :-D.

In Response to snipergirl (#22985):

But look at all the things you have going for you [goats.com]!

In Response to albionsoft (#22961):

yeah, but I laughed anyway :).

In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#22995):

Ok, fair enough, given that I'm a 12 year old hitperson it's lucky I'm not attractive!!! Bloody paedophiles...

In Response to Dynedain (#22967):

I'd forgotten how bad my posts used to sound... hehehe. But yes, it's a weird and incoherent story as are all the ones about me naming things. Like the time I named my coat Maurice. Even though its real name is Silvester of Italy.

In Response to gtyrrell (#22951):

That is a very good point! I shall note it on my calling cards...

"Neither a balding 25 year old guy, nor a violently pink girl!
Free speaker set with every purchase!"

Once again the theraputic powers of goats:the medicine are proven. You're already into happy bunny -- *splat* -- territory. Things can only get better.

I feel a song coming on, but that would probably take you back to the bottomless pit of dispair so I won't.

In Response to Dynedain (#22967):

wrong [goats.com]

Ok, I'll admit it. I guessed at that one. I thought we had a discussion on it but was lazy and didn't search it out.