I somehow won this [empirepoker.com] poker
tournament, so i'm flying out to Vegas in a little less than a month to
claim my seat at the Five Diamond World Poker Classic. It helps that
people are stupid.

Do you people have any advice on Las Vegas?

I was there when i was 9, so this is a bit different. I'm a bit of a
cheap bastard, so cheap eats would be desirable. Also, i'd be amenable to
finding ways to entertain myself that don't involve hookers.