So I kept Dan awake for a while last night with these:

How do you start a bee race?

One, two, bee.....GO!

How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready, Teddy..... GO!

How do you start a Samurai race?

Ich, ni, san..... GO!

How do you start a Jelly race?

On your marks, Get set.... GO!

Note that the last 2 I actually made up all by my drunken self, and the last one was a spur of the moment one. She hates me with a burning passion.