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deerboy
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Alderman Zamphir is upset
posted Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 05:44 PM (#20911)
LIVERMORE, Calif. - It didn't take a nuclear physicist to realize changes were needed after a $40,000 ceramic mural was unveiled outside the city's new library and everyone could see the misspelled names of Einstein, Shakespeare, Vincent Van Gogh, Michelangelo and seven other historical figures.

"Our library director is very frustrated that she has this lovely new library and it has all these misspellings in front," said city councilwoman Lorraine Dietrich, one of three council members who voted Monday to authorize paying another $6,000, plus expenses, to fly the artist up from Miami to fix the errors.

Reached at her Miami studio Wednesday by The Associated Press, Maria Alquilar said she was willing to fix the brightly colored 16-foot-wide circular work, but offered no apologizes for the 11 misspellings among the 175 names.

"The importance of this work is that it is supposed to unite people," Alquilar said. "They are denigrating my work and the purpose of this work."

Alquilar said it took her quite a bit of her own time and money to create and install the work, and that it sat idle at her Santa Cruz studio for two years until the city cleared the way for its installation.

There were plenty of people around during the installation who could and should have seen the missing and misplaced letters, she said.

"Even though I was on my hands and knees laying the installation out, I didn't see it," she said.

The mistakes wouldn't even register with a true artisan, Alquilar said.

"The people that are into humanities, and are into Blake's concept of enlightenment, they are not looking at the words," she said. "In their mind the words register correctly."


POLL: How do you spell best?
 
0% (0) Sitting around my Santa Cruz studio
 
12% (4) On my hands and knees.
 
45% (14) Full of beer.
 
32% (10) I am a true artisan so I don't care
 
9% (3) While curing meat.
31 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 2, Obscure Reference)
posted Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 06:31 PM (#20914)
Step 1: Do something

Step 2: ?????

Step 3: Profit

Looks like we found the all-important step 2! Simply misspell things and get called back in and charge for additional services.
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 06:42 PM (#20915)
You don't have a choice for "B - E - S - T"...

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GeminiCrash
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 1)
posted Friday, October 08, 2004 - 11:54 AM (#20925)
"The people that are into humanities, and are into Blake's concept of enlightenment, they are not looking at the words," she said. "In their mind the words register correctly."

So, basically she's a closet dyslexic, that was the best excuse she could come up with, and that's why she's an artist and not an author.

Or maybe she screwed it up on purpose, part of me wouldn't blame her. Hell, squeeze all the money you can out of those snooty council persons. Because God knows you're probably starving.
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 2)
posted Friday, October 08, 2004 - 11:56 AM (#20926)
In Response to zamphir (#20915):

S - L - A - P.
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 2)
posted Friday, October 08, 2004 - 12:23 PM (#20929)
Snickers bars help me spell.

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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 1)
posted Friday, October 08, 2004 - 03:34 PM (#20934)
In Response to Rich (#20929):

Or the crack does.
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 1)
posted Friday, October 08, 2004 - 04:58 PM (#20936)
In Response to GeminiCrash (#20934):

Apparently it's not helping you any.
Shame that.
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 1)
posted Monday, October 11, 2004 - 06:35 PM (#20976)
In Response to Magus (#20936):

Blerg!!! Eat Magus!!
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, October 12, 2004 - 05:11 PM (#21019)
In Response to GeminiCrash (#20976):

l33t goats references do not faze me any, I've been around here awhile. Why don't you check out the f.a.q. [goats.com]? It's been assembled by the regualrs here for the likes of you, in specific. Welcome to Goats forums, and grow some thicker skin, you'll find it useful.
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - 09:29 AM (#21029)
In Response to Magus (#21019):

Wasn't trying to faze you there dear boy. And I've read the F.A.Q., thank you for the suggestion though.

So I'm guessing by your "grow some thicker skin" comment that you completely missed the problems I was having just a week or so ago. You see, I now have 2nd degree burns from not having read the F.A.Q. completely or closely enough; so tough skin is not a problem...all my nerve endings are dead.
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 0)
posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - 01:07 PM (#21034)
In Response to Magus (#21019):

GemeniCrash appears to have been around a little while -- okay, only a month -- but generally bad newbies only last a week or two. He's had a few rough postings but overall I think he has the hang of things.

In case you're wondering, I am a regular poster but have chosen (yeah, yeah, poop) to be anonymous, to protect my reputation.
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 0)
posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - 01:11 PM (#21035)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#21034):

Agreed. Some of you have sticks up your asses. Isn't it time to loosen them just a bit?

Anonymous posting is fun!
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - 01:21 PM (#21036)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#21034):

yeah, yeah, poop

I think we've got the next big Goats T-shirt!!

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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - 01:28 PM (#21037)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#21035):

When the sticks come out of our asses is when the beatings begin.

Hiding behind the face of poop. I didn't realize that beatdowns made everybody chickenshit. We should administer more of them.
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 0)
posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - 01:38 PM (#21038)
In Response to deerboy (#21037):

You sound like Herr Cheney.
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - 02:11 PM (#21039)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#21034):

You post here and you have a reputation worth protecting? Really?

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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - 03:00 PM (#21042)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#21034):

ACK! ACK! THE WARM FUZZIES!!!
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - 03:04 PM (#21043)
In Response to daubergoat (#21036):

Yeah, have an enlarged picture of one of the sillier pictures of Poophead with the words "Yeah, Yeah, Poop" right below or maybe on back...I'd buy it.

And of course, no one but a select few of us would know what it means. Although, I don't think that not knowing what a shirt (or anything for that matter) means stops people from buying them.
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - 03:21 PM (#21044)
In Response to GeminiCrash (#21042):

Pavlov is crying in his grave.
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - 03:37 PM (#21045)
In Response to deerboy (#21044):

You heard the sad news about Pavlov's dogs? They ate the Avon Lady.

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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - 04:01 PM (#21047)
In Response to Teledildonix (#21045):

You heard the sad news about Pavlov's dogs? They ate the Avon Lady.

What's so sad about that? The world is rid one Avon Lady and the dogs get fed. It sounds like a happy ending to me.
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - 04:14 PM (#21048)
In Response to Dynedain (#21047):

If you were a dog...or well, even just a regular person...would you want to eat an Avon Lady?
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - 04:18 PM (#21050)
In Response to GeminiCrash (#21048):

When I was 16, the Avon Lady in our area was 17 and hot. Nuff said?

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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - 04:22 PM (#21052)
In Response to albionsoft (#21050):

Yes, in fact, maybe a bit too much.
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Re: Alderman Zamphir is upset (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - 05:43 PM (#21054)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#21034):

Excuse me? You choose to poopify yourself, and in the same statement attempt to assure me you post here regularly? What? Surely, you have the cojones to sound off like you have a pair, and display your identity with pride, while meaning what you say, and saying what you mean.
I ignore Herr Poopivitch, and his sidekick Klein Poopie, they are a meaningless noise, much like this post.
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