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What Greek God are you? (13 comments)
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Clan_Hanna
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What Greek God are you?
posted Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 01:41 PM (#19815)
Yet another online "test" [okcupid.com] to determine... something.

I am Dionysis.

You are most like the God Dionysis! Dionysis is the god of wine, intoxication and creative ecstacy. In short, a party god! He was often having drunken orgies with both men and women, as well as with helpless maidens his centaurs would carry off for him. he had a large following of women who had fallen into a frenzy or "mania". These women were taken by a madness that compelled them to run around in a craze and often times become violent. Many of these frenzied outbursts had a strong sexual content. Just don't forget while having all this fun that there is more to life than getting off!
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zamphir
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Re: What Greek God are you? (Score: 2)
posted Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 03:34 PM (#19816)
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Gods! You scored 43!

                You are most like Hephaestus, the god of fire and craft! Hephaestus was a patron of blacksmiths. Hardworking, incredibly clever, though a bit of a loner. Known for forging incredible gifts and clever traps. Achilles' armour at the battle Troy is attributed to him, as is Pandora's Box. Unfortunately, while he was off toiling, his beautiful wife Aphrodite was cheating on him with Ares. So while you're into making things and are a straightforward genuine person, don't forget to pay attention to your loved ones from time to time!

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Re: What Greek God are you? (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, September 05, 2004 - 12:02 PM (#19823)
In Response to zamphir (#19816):

Ares.

Totally not what I was expecting. Oh well. I was expecting accuracy from a random internet poll?

Ares
Gods! You scored 36!

                You are most like Ares, the god of war and conflict! Often portayed as a warrior, Ares was impressed with his own stegnth and skills. His throne on Mount Olympus was covered in human skins. Big, tough and brawny. Today he'd probably be a jock who likes to show off. Hey, that's you!
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Rich
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Re: What Greek God are you? (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, September 05, 2004 - 02:02 PM (#19825)
I'm an Ares (score 37) too.


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Dynedain
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Re: What Greek God are you? (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, September 05, 2004 - 04:21 PM (#19827)
Another Ares....and Clan_hanna as Dionysis? That's funny....real commedy.
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zamphir
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Re: What Greek God are you? (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, September 05, 2004 - 05:51 PM (#19828)
In Response to Dynedain (#19827):

and Clan_hanna as Dionysis? That's funny....real commedy.

He must have been drunk when he took the test...

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Robonun
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Re: What Greek God are you? (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, September 07, 2004 - 08:35 AM (#19845)
In Response to zamphir (#19816):

Hephaestus
Gods! You scored 42!

So, Zamphir, your forge or mine?
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Clan_Hanna
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Re: What Greek God are you? (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, September 12, 2004 - 12:06 PM (#19958)
In Response to zamphir (#19828):

I swear I wasn't.

*hic*
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delight
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Re: What Greek God are you? (Score: 1)
posted Monday, September 13, 2004 - 04:12 PM (#19985)
I got Dionysus too- with a score of 53... College did this to me.
Yeah-- I think I'll go grab a glass of wine on the way to my rhetoric class. In celebration of my creative ecstasy, of course...

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Re: What Greek God are you? (Score: 2)
posted Monday, September 13, 2004 - 05:08 PM (#19987)
Hephaestus(43)

Yeah, i guess i'm gonna have to build that fire-pit afterall...
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Re: What Greek God are you? (Score: 2)
posted Monday, September 13, 2004 - 05:56 PM (#19991)
Hephaestus
Gods! You scored 45!
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GeminiCrash
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Re: What Greek God are you? (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, September 22, 2004 - 06:07 PM (#20230)
Unfortunately, Dionysis....I don't know how...but feel strongly that internet quizzes are highly inaccurate.
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Re: What Greek God are you? (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, September 22, 2004 - 06:15 PM (#20235)
In Response to GeminiCrash (#20230):

Hey you:

FAQ [goats.com].
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GeminiCrash
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Re: What Greek God are you? (Score: 1)
posted Monday, September 27, 2004 - 12:17 PM (#20384)
In Response to unFalln (#20235):

WOW! Thanks a million, really needed that...my pride hurts.
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