You know, it's annoying as hell that I have to work during the day. I need to work on getting fired more quickly.

I hardly know a thing about any of you. The only person who shared anything personal was Teledildonix and you all scared him off pretty good.

So in the interest of forming a more perfect message board, won't all of you share something personal about yourselves so we get to know you for something other than pedantic quips?

I'll start: I clean up cat vomit on average about 3 times a week. I use paer towels and Windex (orange flavor). I also have the responsibility of Chief Poop Engineer in my household. I don't like fish (ask me about my bizarre dietary requirements sometime), and Amy doesn't like beef, so we have chicken for dinner just about every night. There are a lot of ways to make chicken.