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Born to be WILD! (25 comments)

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Code Monk

From: EBGOC

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Born to be WILD!

posted Monday, April 19, 2004 - 04:44 PM (#16085)

It's been a while since anyone has posted a link to a name generator, and so I humbly submit this one for your review:

Outlaw Biker Name Generator v2.0 [ratbike.org]

Sincerely, Bitch of the Cracked Craniums MC

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Nonetheless, the impeccable logic behind your statement still stands, mostly because I fear you.

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Dark Overlord of Chickens

From: Your Mom

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 2)

posted Monday, April 19, 2004 - 07:28 PM (#16088)

King Dick of the Galloping Goats MC.

Pretty much dead-on for both parts.

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Code Monk

From: anywhere but here

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 2)

posted Monday, April 19, 2004 - 07:32 PM (#16089)

Moose of the Sons of Santa MC

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Code Monk

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 2)

posted Monday, April 19, 2004 - 07:44 PM (#16090)

Well, depending on which version of my first name I use, I'm either Ironhorse of the Hungry Horses MC or Smokey of the Heavy Horses MC.

If I include my middle name in my last name, then I'm either Meat-O with the Dead Donkeys MC or Headbanger of the Donkey Punchers MC.

And if I change my age to be 14, I'm "Lil" and to 70, I'm "Ol'".

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Code Monk

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 2)

posted Monday, April 19, 2004 - 07:57 PM (#16096)

I seem to be Lil' Bitch of the Popes of Hell MC.

I can feel the last of my Catholic upbringing screaming in the flames...

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Code Monk

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 2)

posted Monday, April 19, 2004 - 08:18 PM (#16098)

Bitch of the Bonebreakers, MC.

... cool! ...

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Code Monk

From: EBGOC

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 1)

posted Monday, April 19, 2004 - 09:48 PM (#16102)

In Response to Dynedain (#16089):

Please tell me that's a typo on someone's part.

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Nonetheless, the impeccable logic behind your statement still stands, mostly because I fear you.

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Code Monk

From: Pennsylvanialand

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 2)

posted Monday, April 19, 2004 - 10:02 PM (#16105)

Ironhorse of the Spider Skulls MC

or

Smokey of the Gas Guzzlers MC

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Code Monk

From: Lost somewhere between my own ears.

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 2)

posted Tuesday, April 20, 2004 - 01:23 AM (#16118)

Headbanger of the White Werewolfes MC

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Space Wizard

From: Bork! Bork! Bork!

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 1)

posted Tuesday, April 20, 2004 - 08:36 AM (#16124)

Hrm.
Ratso of the Evil Inlaws?

Name generators hate me.

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Space Wizard

From: Bork! Bork! Bork!

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 1)

posted Tuesday, April 20, 2004 - 08:37 AM (#16125)

In Response to banzai (#16124):

If I use my middle name, it's Wrench Head of the Booze Junkies! Sweet!

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Code Monk

From: Charlottesville!

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 2)

posted Tuesday, April 20, 2004 - 09:32 AM (#16126)

Titty Squeezer of the Donkey Punchers MC

...whatever the hell that means.

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Code Monk

From: Druggachusetts

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 2)

posted Tuesday, April 20, 2004 - 11:25 AM (#16132)

Look out for Bubba of the Spider Skulls MC trashing a pub near you!

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goat_girl
Space Wizard

From: Canada...? Yes, I'm almost sure of it.

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 1)

posted Tuesday, April 20, 2004 - 12:05 PM (#16133)

In Response to sakuruth (#16096):

And I am the same.

But I have no Catholic upbringing...so I feel only mirth.

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jen
Code Monk

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 1)

posted Tuesday, April 20, 2004 - 12:58 PM (#16134)

In Response to tynic (#16098):

Same here.

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Code Monk

From: anywhere but here

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 2)

posted Tuesday, April 20, 2004 - 01:41 PM (#16136)

In Response to Robonun (#16102):

If so, it's on theirs. I clearly read "santa" and not "satan"

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Code Monk

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 2)

posted Tuesday, April 20, 2004 - 01:43 PM (#16137)

In Response to zamphir (#16090):

If I include my middle name with my last, I get "Jelly Belly of the Sons of Santa"

Just doesn't seem very threatening does it?

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Coffins don't count.

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Infinite Monkey

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 1)

posted Tuesday, April 20, 2004 - 01:48 PM (#16138)

Well, my name is Bitch no matter what. If I don't use my middle name, I'm with the Cracked Craniums MC; if I do, I'm with the Booze Junkies.

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Oedipa_Maas
Code Monk

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 2)

posted Tuesday, April 20, 2004 - 04:28 PM (#16145)

I am Bitch of the Whiskey Priests MC. It's slightly alanis since I was ordained [ulc.org] last week and I officiated a marriage yesterday.

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Code Monk

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 3, Intriguing)

posted Tuesday, April 20, 2004 - 05:56 PM (#16147)

In Response to Oedipa_Maas (#16145):

I officiated a marriage yesterday

Was it a nice day for a gay wedding?

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Oedipa_Maas
Code Monk

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 3, Intriguing)

posted Tuesday, April 20, 2004 - 09:50 PM (#16151)

In Response to zamphir (#16147):

Was it a nice day for a gay wedding?

A lovely day. It was rainy off and on, but it did not rain during the ceremony. And neither bride wore white...and no one had to start again....

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DantePendragon
Initiate

From: Jersey...WOOOOOOO

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 2, Obscure Reference)

posted Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 06:03 PM (#16268)

Beware the wrath of Lil' Dirtbeard of the White Werewolfes MC

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Space Wizard

From: Seattle. It's raining as I type. Lots. So don't move here.

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 1)

posted Friday, April 23, 2004 - 02:03 AM (#16290)

In Response to Dynedain (#16089):

nice to know I run in good company, looks like I'll be your bitch for all biker topics.

Bitch of the Sons of Santa MC

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Space Wizard

From: borrowstoun

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 2)

posted Saturday, April 24, 2004 - 04:43 PM (#16336)

Chief Graham of the Booze Junkies.

I can live with that. *grin*

Cheers,
Graham

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Code Monk

From: Sydney

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 3, Insightful)

posted Sunday, April 25, 2004 - 06:02 PM (#16364)

Chief Simon of the Dirty Drunkards MC

I don't get how so many of these are so accurate, makes me suspect that those astrologers ought to get a generator like these...

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Space Wizard

From: borrowstoun

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Re: Born to be WILD! (Score: 3, Funny)

posted Monday, April 26, 2004 - 04:23 AM (#16381)

In Response to tor (#16364):

I don't get how so many of these are so accurate

Because no one is admitting it when they get "Soft as Shit of the Nancy Boys MC"?

Cheers,
Graham

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