Shameless merchandising (8 comments)
Will_CBE
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Shameless merchandising
posted Wednesday, March 03, 2004 - 05:19 PM (#14563)
Brian Clevinger of 8 Bit Theater is responsible for this little bit of merchandising.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item =2228473358 [ebay.com]

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jettaboy20
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Re: Shameless merchandising (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 08:21 AM (#14584)
That's some pricey ketchup.
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Deathalicious
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Re: Shameless merchandising (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 10:40 AM (#14590)
In Response to jettaboy20 (#14584):

Yeah, well, the guy who bought is something of an eccentric. He can only eat things signed by a celebrity. He's going to use the ketchup on a hamburger signed by Mark Hamill and a hamburger bun signed by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.
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Re: Shameless merchandising (Score: 3, Clever)
posted Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 10:57 AM (#14593)
In Response to Deathalicious (#14590):

hamburger bun signed by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.

I thought they still had a few months before they were old enough to start selling their buns.

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Re: Shameless merchandising (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 01:07 PM (#14594)
Wow. I didn't realize people would be willing to shell out thirty-five dollars for a ketchup packet signed by a person who is otherwise practically anonymous outside of the webcomic community.

Crazy world.
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Deathalicious
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Re: Shameless merchandising (Score: 4, Intriguing)
posted Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 09:50 PM (#14607)
In Response to jettaboy20 (#14593):

I thought they still had a few months before they were old enough to start selling their buns.

Just a little over 3 months [jaboobie.com]. Counting the days, baby. Also, they've been legal to screw for nearly 2 years in such enlighted places as Arkansas (legal age: 16). But, unfortunately, oral is illegal there. So you'd have to do the twins missionary style.

Of course, some people [theonion.com] prefer Ashley over Mary-Kate.
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Re: Shameless merchandising (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Friday, March 05, 2004 - 03:47 AM (#14614)
In Response to jettaboy20 (#14593):

old enough to start selling their buns

Always illegal, Joe.

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Re: Shameless merchandising (Score: 2)
posted Friday, March 05, 2004 - 04:08 AM (#14615)
In Response to albionsoft (#14614):

>>old enough to start selling their buns

>Always illegal, Joe.


Not in ancient Babylon!

...or in certain parts of modern-day Nevada, for that matter.
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Re: Shameless merchandising (Score: 1)
posted Monday, March 08, 2004 - 04:14 PM (#14667)
In Response to Deathalicious (#14607):

But, unfortunately, oral is illegal there.

Ah, but those laws are no longer enforceable.
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