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everything i ever needed to know i learned from goats
- If you suddenly find yourself irresistably attracted to a goat in a bar, relax. You're not the first.
- Hamsters aren't just for children.
- Aliens will never take over the world so long as you pay them a tithe of orange drink.
- What's on the inside does count -- as long as you're talking about lingerie.
- Phillip has an inexhaustable supply of kittens squirreled away somewhere.
- It takes a very special person to become obssessed with beer.
- Homicide is a fun and easy activity for the whole family.
- Cute pets are often agents of evil
- Never let morality curb your creativity when it comes to ceiling decoration.
- It is a good, good thing that we don't have smell-o-vision computer screens.
- Reality is user-optional.
- jon would look very cute if he wore black and espoused the cause of evil.
- Any failure I encounter in life is the fault of android weasels. I
- should never, ever admit to liking "Suddenly Susan".
- My computer is my friend.
- I should never order pudding from it.
- Cruelty and humour are indeed inseperable.
- At least jon's drawing is better than it used to be.
- Those caped weirdos in the bar were on a mission.
- I do not want a hairstyle with a peaky fringe.
- Bad people have small eyes.
- Phillip and jon would make a cute couple.
- Samuel L. Jackson plays a mean game of Go Fish.
- Lori is mean. I want to be Lori.
- Cows are the ultimate weapon.