It took some digging jon, but I finally found out the TRUTH!

I now know the REAL reasoning behind all the Suddenly Susan jokes Jon, I'm sorry it had to come to this.

You hated Suddenly Susan...didn't you Jon.
That's why you left...Isn't it Jon?
I don't think I need to go into details about your alleged morally ambiguous relationship with Brooke, and the subsequent "fuel" born from it.
It was your penchant for self-deprecation that led you to berate Judd Nelson's acting abilities wasn't it? For shame! Now the world will know the truth about Goats, and the truth about you.

I have attached a photograph taken by an un-named source sometime in the 1980's. I thought it only fair to show the photo to you before I released it to the world media.

Good day to you Mr. Rosenberg, Good Day.