goats: bios

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the regulars

pub denizens

the irregulars

the villains

	sex dwarf born: ??? occupation: sex dwarf interests: sex, rampant destruction, bondage, violence, s&m
	evil jon born: november 27, 1973 occupation: evil twin interests: ruining jon's life
	cheese of evil (a.k.a. eric louis cheese) born: november 22, 1998 occupation: evil cheese interests: eating people, cloning lawyers, injury lawsuits, crashing planes, general chaos
	gregor mendel born: july 22, 1822 occupation: ex-monk/ ex-wrestler/ head-to-head roller-biathlete/ geneticist interests: world domination, genetic manipulation, botany, wrestling, punnett squares, Phish Food ice cream, monkeys
	mendel's sentient pea plant henchmen born:various occupation: henchmen interests: hurting people, fertilizer, yahtzee

the regulars pub denizens the irregulars the villains

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