strip for December / 11 / 2008

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Entered by: themysticalone
Last modified at: 2010-02-10 20:55:36
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Panel 1
Locations:
  Infinite Monkey Dimension (Nuclear Sphinx)  
Props:
  Knife (eMachete)  
  Body Part(s) (Infinite Monkey)  
Characters:
1: One Death: Goddammit. They're outsourcing everything these days.
2: Fineas: What the hell is this doughy thing?
Panel 2
Locations:
  Infinite Monkey Dimension (Nuclear Sphinx)  
Props:
Characters:
  Nuclear Sphinx  
  Help Daemon  
1: One Death (voice only): It's just a shell. The actual help daemon is on the other end of a telepossesion rig, probably somewhere in Glarx Region or Stangton or some other Stanglish colony, reading phonetically-spelled instructions out of a manual.
Panel 3
Locations:
  Infinite Monkey Dimension (Nuclear Sphinx)  
Props:
Characters:
1: One Death: We can get through this quicker if we use the automated menu. Help Daemon, you are dismissed!
Panel 4
Locations:
  Infinite Monkey Dimension (Nuclear Sphinx)  
Props:
Characters:
  Nuclear Sphinx  
1: Help Daemon: Thank you for your blessed patronage! Here is to hoping your experience was a pleasant one. Did you find answers approximating those for which the search was undertaken?
Panel 5
Locations:
  Infinite Monkey Dimension (Nuclear Sphinx)  
Props:
Characters:
  Nuclear Sphinx  
1: One Death: Yes, it's been wonderful. Please exit to the main menu now.
2: Help Daemon: Before you go, please help up improve your customer experience by taking a short forty question survey.
Panel 6
Locations:
  Infinite Monkey Dimension (Nuclear Sphinx)  
Props:
Characters:
  Nuclear Sphinx  
  Help Daemon  
1: Fineas: And this is a natural phenomenon?
2: One Death: Nature abhors a vacuum but she loves her some bureaucracy.
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