strip for March / 06 / 2008
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Entered by: themysticalone
Approved by: jon
Last modified at: 2010-02-05 15:45:40
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Panel 1
Locations:
  Xibalba  
Props:
  Rock  
Characters:
  Man (Mayan programmer)  
1: Scroggs: We're going back to the office.
2: IXCATZIN: No we are not, Scroggs. Big boss just gave us the afternoon off to do anything!
Panel 2
Locations:
  Xibalba  
Props:
  Drink (Black Cock Extreme Caffeine Edition, Energy)  
  Food (Cheez Ballz, five gallons)  
Characters:
  IXCATZIN  
1: Scroggs: And what do you have to do that would be better than an epic LAN party in a completely abandoned facility with a case of Black CockTM Extreme Caffeine Edition and five gallons of Cheez Ballz?
Panel 3
Locations:
  Xibalba  
Props:
  Drink (Black Cock Extreme Caffeine Edition, Energy)  
  Food (Cheez Ballz, five gallons)  
Characters:
1: IXCATZIN: I go to temple. Sacrifice goat to corn god.
2: Scroggs: Ha! Corn god. Your corn god is a virtual face, ix. He's not real.
Panel 4
Locations:
  Xibalba  
Props:
Characters:
1: IXCATZIN: True, but corn god still gets cranky when goat is late, spew hot lava from kernels, set neighbors and Camaro on fire.
Panel 5
Locations:
  Xibalba  
Props:
  Drink (Black Cock Extreme Caffeine Edition, Energy)  
  Food (Cheez Ballz, five gallons)  
Characters:
  Man (Mayan programmer)  
1: Scroggs: What kind of corn god is a carnivore, anyway?
2: IXCATZIN: Highly competitive kind. ALso kind with many pointy teeth.
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