strip for February / 14 / 2008
postcard random series: the office (25 of 64)

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Entered by: themysticalone
Approved by: jon
Last modified at: 2010-02-05 15:45:14
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Panel 1
Locations:
  Xibalba (Conference Room)  
Props:
  Podium  
  Marker (Dry Erase)  
Characters:
  Staff Member(s)  
1: Jon (holding marker): this is a good start but these names could use a little massaging.
Panel 2
Locations:
  Xibalba (Conference Room)  
Props:
Characters:
  Staff Member(s) (Mayan, Xibalba)  
1: Staff Member(s) (Xibalba): I vote for Taco Pants Systems. It sounds like a nice place to work.
2: Staff Member(s) (Wearing glasses, Xibalba): I can't do this anymore.
Panel 3
Locations:
  Xibalba (Conference Room)  
Props:
  Water Cooler  
Characters:
  Staff Member(s) (Xibalba)  
1: Staff Member(s) (Wearing glasses, Xibalba): None of this marketing flimflam is going to change the fact that I've waster my entire life as a systems analyst. A goddamn systems analyst! What's the point of renaming our company? What's the point of anything?
Panel 4
Locations:
  Xibalba (Conference Room)  
Props:
  Whiteboard (Smartboard)  
  Podium  
  Marker (Dry Erase)  
Characters:
1: Jon: There is no point. We live in a universe where life is meaningless, oblivion is just around the corner and God is confirmed to be dead.
2: Staff Member(s) (Wearing glasses, Xibalba): I heard you killed him.
Panel 5
Locations:
  Xibalba (Conference Room)  
Props:
  Donuts (Darkle)  
Characters:
1: Jon: That's not important right now. What is important is that we have these donuts. They taste good. Have one.
Panel 6
Locations:
  Xibalba (Conference Room)  
Props:
  Donuts (Darkle)  
  Water Cooler  
  Sound Effect (Chew Chew)  
Characters:
1: Staff Member(s) (Wearing glasses, Xibalba): They are pretty good.
2: Jon (holding donuts): I'm a big believer in the have-a-donut school of management.
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