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2008-01-17 20:32:26

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Panel 1

Locations:

	Xibalba
	Kitchen

Props:

Characters:

1:	Gukumatz (holding cup, sitting):	They say Rosenberg once ran a year-long product naming workshop at his last firm. They say everyone in attendance died of morpheme abstraction poisoning.
2:	Hurakan (arms crossed, sitting):	Gukumatz, who are these people that seem to know so much?

Panel 2

Locations:

	Xibalba
	Kitchen

Props:

Characters:

	Gukumatz (head only)
1:	Camazotz (holding mug, making tea):	There are no people. It's all corporate propaganda designed to keep us from asking the important question: Where's One Death?

Panel 3

Locations:

	Xibalba
	Kitchen

Props:

	Machine (Vending)
	Chair (Kitchen)

Characters:

1:	Hurakan:	Zotz has a point. One Death has been at the client for a while now.
2:	Camazotz (using vending machine):	There's more to this than a three month onsite, fellas. Something is up and someone needs to find out what it is.

Panel 4

Locations:

	Xibalba
	Kitchen

Props:

Characters:

1:	Gukumatz (holding cup, sitting):	If you get bonus donut days revoked I am going to rub my butt all up and down your keyboard.
2:	Hurakan (holding cup, sitting):	Bonus donut days are the only thing I have to live for.
3:	Camazotz (holding mug, sitting):	Technically you're not alive.