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	Demon (restraining Woody Allen)
	Demon (restraining Woody Allen)
1:	One Death:	You're a hard man to get a hold of, Mr. Allen!
2:	Woody Allen:	One Death! How did you get h-here?

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Infinite Monkey Dimension

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One Death:

It wasn't easy! This level is remarkably secure. I'm sorry for the intrusion but you seem to be very reluctant to pick up the phone these days.

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Infinite Monkey Dimension

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	Demon
	Demon
1:	Woody Allen:	Phones make me nervous. My Aunt Ruth was crushed by a crate of telephones. It fell out of an army plane on the way to the Pacific. She was miraculously unharmed but she made ringing noises almost continuously for the next five years, when she suddenly and suspiciously died from inhaling my Uncle Morton's pillow. So you can see why I'm not much of a phone person.

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Infinite Monkey Dimension

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	Woody Allen (sweating)
1:	One Death:	Completely understandable, Mr. Allen. I just hope you're ready to fulfill your part of our contract.