strip for November / 12 / 2007
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Entered by: themysticalone
Approved by: jon
Last modified at: 2010-02-03 23:35:37
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Panel 1
Locations:
  Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)  
Props:
  Typewriter  
  paper (in typewriter)  
  Tarfon  
  Collar(s) (explosive, locked)  
Characters:
1: Text (top of panel): AFTER THREE HOURS OF INTENSE AND FURIOUS COSMIC HACKING_
2: Phillip (sitting on the ground, with typewriter): I think we're done! This robot is ready to rumble with anyone fool enough to try and burn through the multiversal interstice.
3: Steve (wearing locked explosive collar): It's not very threatening.
Panel 2
Locations:
  Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)  
Props:
  paper (in typewriter)  
  Collar(s) (explosive, locked)  
Characters:
1: Phillip: It doesn't have to be threatening. It's effective.
2: Steve (wearing locked explosive collar): Effective at making its enemies pee with laughter.
Panel 3
Locations:
  Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)  
Props:
  Tarfon (Hatch open)  
  Typewriter  
  paper (in typewriter)  
  Potato  
Characters:
1: Phillip (carrying typewriter, holding potato, yelling): It's not like I have a lot of raw material here to work with. I have exactly one potato and one Uzbek-made spider robot. And this goddamn typewriter can't make anything larger than a potato.
Panel 4
Locations:
  Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)  
Props:
  Potato  
Characters:
1: Phillip (holding potato): But who is to say how large a potato can be? Only the potato knows.
Panel 5
Locations:
  Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)  
Props:
  Potato  
Characters:
  Phillip (holding potato)  
  Buddha (screen overlay, thumbs up)  
1: Achievement (Hand Clap Icon): ZEN KOAN MASTERY
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