goats: the comic strip | by jonathan rosenberg | new comics every mon-wed-fri

1:	Gus (wearing locked explosive collar):	This doesn't have to be a trilogy of novels, you know. One sentence will do.
2:	Steve (wearing locked explosive collar):	One sentence. Okay. Here we go.

Panel 2

Locations:

Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)

Props:

Characters:

1:	Steve (sweating, wearing locked explosive collar):	Suddenly... suddenly and wi... sands warning, a swarm of... carnivorous... dammit, potato has two 'T's in it. Suddenly a swarm of fanged carnivorous chipmunks nipped chunks of flesh from our friend goa... ungula... demon-posessed caprid. Is "caprid" a word?
2:	Sound Effect:	Tappity Tap Tap

Panel 3

Locations:

Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)

Props:

	Typewriter
	Collar(s) (explosive, locked)

Characters:

Steve (sweating, wearing locked explosive collar):

Oh holy pork chop. This is a mess! I am a hack. I've been using the letter 'T' as a crutch all along.

Panel 4

Locations:

Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)

Props:

Key (Letter T, Typewriter)

Characters:

	Steve (wearing locked explosive collar)
1:	Phillip (holding T-Key):	Did you say 'T'? I have an extra one if you want.

Panel 5

Locations:

Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)

Props:

Key (Letter T, Typewriter)

Characters:

	Phillip (holding T-Key)
1:	Farmella Cummington-Bloomers:	No! You give that 'T' to those monkeys and I will be so super-pissed off.
2:	Sound Effect:	SHOVE!