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| Entered by: |
themysticalone |
| Approved by: |
jon |
| Last modified at: |
2010-02-03 23:35:08 |
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Panel 1 |
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Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks) |
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Collar(s) (explosive, locked) |
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Gus (wearing locked explosive collar): |
I suppose if you think your audience is going to be satisfied with contrived bear carnigordevogglings* in place of thought-provoking, carefully plotted storytelling then go right ahead and start typing. |
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*the technical term for the eating of a sentient being by an animal or person. |
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Panel 2 |
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Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks) |
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Typewriter |
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paper (in typewriter) |
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Collar(s) (explosive, locked) |
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Steve (wearing locked explosive collar): |
What's that supposed to mean? |
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Gus (wearing locked explosive collar): |
It means you're a hack! All style and no substance. And I take back the bit about style. You turn a bunch of people different colors and call it character development. |
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Panel 3 |
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Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks) |
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Typewriter |
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paper (in typewriter) |
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Collar(s) (explosive, locked) |
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| Characters: |
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Steve (wearing locked explosive collar): |
A demonic goat wants to burn the world down and you're complaining about the lack of bildungsroman? |
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Panel 4 |
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Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks) |
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Typewriter |
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paper (in typewriter) |
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Collar(s) (explosive, locked) |
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Salt and Pepper Shakers |
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Gus (wearing locked explosive collar): |
I remember a time when you took pride in what you wrote. |
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Steve (wearing locked explosive collar): |
Was that the time I wrote about the man with no nipples or the time I wrote about Scott Baio crapping his pants? |
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Panel 5 |
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Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks) |
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Typewriter |
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paper (in typewriter) |
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Collar(s) (explosive, locked) |
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| Characters: |
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Steve (wearing locked explosive collar): |
Wait a second. The 'T' key is missing. How can I spell "pants" without a 'T' key? |
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