strip for May / 17 / 2007
postcard random series: goats guest week(s) 2007: paternity edition (1 of 16)

Today's guest strip is by powerhitter Paul Southworth. Paul's character design is some of the strongest on the internets and if I could steal his linework superpowers like Sylar does, Paul would be lying dead in the street with his skull opened up right now.

Metaphorically speaking.

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Entered by: AsphaltBuffet
Approved by: jon
Last modified at: 2010-02-03 23:26:36
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Panel 1
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1: Text (Logo): Proto-goats
2: Text (Description Box): Excelsior, true believers!
Behold, a rare glimpse into the mind of a young Jon Rosenberg. See how the "goats" cast was originally conceived!
Panel 2
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  Room  
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  weights (free)  
Characters:
1: Text (Description Box): Phillip: Originally an albino weight-lifting squash!
2: Phillip (as albino squash, kissing arm): Oh yeah!
3: Sound Effect: KISS
Panel 3
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1: Text (Description Box): Toothgnip: First conceived as an ordinary parakeet, endowed with the consciousness of a recently-deceased Will Ferrel.
2: Toothgnip (as parakeet): Goulet!
Panel 4
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  Computer (Laptop)  
Characters:
1: Text (Description Box): Diablo: A cybernetic, pedophile dust bunny at the strip's inception. Jon later settled on a demonic chicken for reasons unknown.
2: Diablo (as dust bunny): Unf.
Unf.
Panel 5
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  Space  
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1: Text (Description Box): Xztabolork: Screeching housewife demon of Orion's Belt. This character was completely scrapped in favor of that weird broccoli thing. Whatever.
2: Xztabolork: Do the dishes!
Panel 6
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1: Text (Description Box): Jon: Originally spelled "John", with an "H".
2: Jon: Hi, I'm John.
3: Text (Description Box): Weird!
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