July / 09 / 1998
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real geeks don't (3 of 4)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 No Character (as text): Robert "Buttstench" McLeod, lawyer for United Features Syndicate, writes: "I'm going to personally shove hot pokers through your eyeballs if you don't immediately cease + desist your Dilbert-bashing." Whatever. Real Geeks Don't...
Nowhere
2 No Character (as text): Real Geeks don't have their fans write their material...
Extra (male(s)): Scott, make the boss's hair pointier.
Scott Adams: Okay.
Nowhere
  • Desk
  • Drink (non-beer)
3 No Character (as text): Real Geeks insult and humiliate their fans.
Jon: You're all illiterate, shallow, half-assed wannabes.
Phillip: And you all suck, too.
Nowhere

Character Info

Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (1 of 21)
making a hole (1 of 27)
Jon
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
the fine print (1 of 36)
one for the road (20 of 21)
knackin' boots (2 of 17)
Extra
First Appearance
you're such a good friend
Recent Appearances
return of the chaos pope (27 of 39)
doodletown (15 of 30)
loose ends (4 of 19)
Scott Adams
First Appearance
real geeks don't (3 of 4)
Recent Appearances
real geeks don't (3 of 4)
No Character
First Appearance
damn bats
Recent Appearances
a dish best served delicious (or, invoking godwin's law) (33 of 33)
chaos pope (10 of 16)
it's about time (5 of 11)