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March / 11 / 1998

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Panel	Dialogue	Location
kittens = pop tarts (10 of 11) strip info entered by tor and approved by jon
1	Phillip: Gee, Neil, I'm real sorry I stole your engine. But tell me, how exactly does it turn kittens into pop tarts? Neil (or Bob): Well, that's not really how it works.	Nowhere
2	Neil (or Bob): You see, once a kitten is put into the engine, a complex process starts which places the orphan kitten with a loving caring family. The good feelings are harnessed by the engine and converted into fuel for our ship.	Nowhere
3	Phillip: So, then, if the pop tarts aren't actually made from the kittens, then how are they created? Neil (or Bob): Damned if I know.	Nowhere

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