April / 07 / 2008
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Detailed Strip Info
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the office (53 of 64) strip info entered by themysticalone and approved by jon |
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| Panel | Dialogue | Location | Props |
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| 1 |
Alfred (holograph): I would like to help but ze demons, zey bring out ze insane axe murderer in me. I am normally ze laid-back guy. Ze slow-snapping of fingers to ze smooth jazz beat, you know? |
Xibalba Pub (Axis) |
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| 2 |
Jon: Those demons are responsible for the 2012 calendar bug. They're the key to saving the universe. Gukumatz |
Xibalba Pub (Axis) |
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| 3 |
Alfred (holograph): Zey smell like cabbage zat has been inside a baby. Jon: You leave the practical demonkeeping to me. |
Xibalba Pub (Axis) |
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| 4 |
Jon: You won't see them. You're not even going to be here most of the time. I need you to go to Manhattan Three and contact John Wells. Use an intermediary if you have to. Tell him to pack an overnight bag and await further instruction. Alfred (holograph) |
Xibalba Pub (Axis) |
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| 5 |
Jon: Then I need you to go to every axis pub in existence and post this on the wall. Text (Wanted Ad): WANTED CLIENT COWBOY Our firm is looking to hire a self- motivated client development executive with 5+ years of experience in "lassoing" new clients and knowledge of the multiversal technologies vertical. Must have ability to teleport along the pub axis ("The Knack"), own car. Send resume and references to: The Consulting Firm Formerly Known as Xibalba Consulting C/O Jon Rosenberg, CEO Hellside Industrial Park #19 |
Xibalba Pub (Axis) |
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Character Info
| Gukumatz |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| the office (1 of 64) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the office (1 of 64) |
| Jon |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| genesis |
| Recent Appearances |
| inhuman resources (1 of 26) |
| the office (7 of 64) |
| showcase showdown (2 of 83) |
| Alfred |
| First Appearance |
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| infinite typewriters (63 of 116) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the office (15 of 64) |
| the fine print (1 of 36) |
| one for the road (1 of 21) |
| Text |
| First Appearance |
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| guest week (8 of 12) |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (5 of 32) |
| the office (1 of 64) |
| showcase showdown (3 of 83) |
