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the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (22 of 32) strip info entered by themysticalone and approved by AsphaltBuffet |
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| Panel | Dialogue | Location | Props |
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| 1 |
Farmhand Bean (arms folded, sitting against teeth): Gol-dang God-eatin' gray-skinned sonnuvabitch gonna git mah hickory switch and show him what's what ah say you don't blashpheme the Almanac in this mouth and git away with it nosiree Farmhand Brock (sitting against teeth): Bean, if I give you some of my brilliant, world-reknowned expert advice, will you promise to shut your whine-hole for at least five consecutive minutes? |
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth) |
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| 2 |
Farmhand Bean (sitting against teeth): No. Farmhand Brock: You're not upset about the Almanac. You're upset about Farmella. |
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth) |
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| 3 |
Farmhand Bean: She's mah baby girl and she hates me! Farmhand Brock: Deep down in her ample, tender bosom Farmella does care about you. Otherwise, she woldn't have stuck her neck ot for you back on Topeka Prime. |
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth) |
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| 4 |
Farmhand Bean (crying): Then why is she so mad all the time? |
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth) |
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| 5 |
Farmhand Brock: You keep trying to hump her boyfriend. All you steakbodies want is humpings. Humpings all the time! Farmhand Bean: Curse me and this restless groin o' mine. |
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth) |
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Character Info
| Farmhand Brock |
| First Appearance |
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| making a hole (15 of 27) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32) |
| the cows of justice (1 of 21) |
| making a hole (15 of 27) |
| Farmhand Bean |
| First Appearance |
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| good phil hunting (15 of 15) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32) |
| the cows of justice (1 of 21) |
| making a hole (11 of 27) |