the whole of the universe, mon - thu
February / 12 / 2007
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the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (21 of 32) strip info entered by themysticalone and approved by AsphaltBuffet |
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| Panel | Dialogue | Location | Props |
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| 1 |
Farmhand Bean: I may disagree with the Topekan gubbermint on almost every issue of importance but the one thing I agree with them on is that the Great Farmer's Almanac is the irrefutable word of our Lord, who you personally turned into a pork chop and et. |
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth) |
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| 2 |
Farmhand Bean (hand on Phillip's shoulder): You're in that book, mister. It says you're the Programmer. You get to be the messiah! Phillip (shocked) |
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth) |
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| 3 |
Farmhand Bean: Everything I've done in my life has been in the service of your hot, sexy glory. Why would you go blaspheming yourself? |
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth) |
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| 4 |
Phillip (holding over-clocked lemon): Look, even if the code monks got all the math right, the simulation they were running probably used a different seed for its randomizer than this iteration of the multiverse. When we were working in the cowputer labs, we couldn't get two simulations in a row where Oprah weighed the same amount. Farmhand Bean Over-Clocked Lemon (glowing) Farmhand Brock |
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth) |
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| 5 |
Farmhand Bean: That sounds like science! I don't trust it. Science is "Satan" spelled backwards. Or so they tell me. |
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth) |
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Character Info
| Over-Clocked Lemon |
| First Appearance |
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| doodletown (11 of 30) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (13 of 32) |
| a dish best served delicious (or, invoking godwin's law) (1 of 33) |
| doodletown (11 of 30) |
| Phillip |
| First Appearance |
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| genesis |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32) |
| the cows of justice (1 of 21) |
| making a hole (1 of 27) |
| Farmhand Brock |
| First Appearance |
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| making a hole (15 of 27) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32) |
| the cows of justice (1 of 21) |
| making a hole (15 of 27) |
| Farmhand Bean |
| First Appearance |
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| good phil hunting (15 of 15) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32) |
| the cows of justice (1 of 21) |
| making a hole (11 of 27) |