February / 08 / 2007
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postcard random series: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (20 of 32)
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the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (20 of 32)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Farmhand Brock: The only thing outside those teeth is the interstice. And that ain't even really a thing, per se.
Phillip (determined): I can hold my breath for thirty-five seconds.
Farmhand Bean: They say exposure to the interversal void turns a man into a writhing mass of delicious snack foods.
Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: I don't buy it. There must be some other reason Rocco won't open up.
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)
  • Teeth (giant, Rocco's)
2 Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: The timetable says Pinktopia came back ten minutes ago. The timetable is based on the Almanac. The Almanac is infallible. Ergo, the timetable can't be wrong. I did the calculations myself.
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)
3 Farmhand Brock: Maybe you did the calculations wrong.
Farmella Cummington-Bloomers (angry): Maybe you should go reproduce asexually.
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)
4 Phillip (angry): Oh my God. Blah blah sex blah! Will you all just please shut up! Maybe it's the Almanac that's wrong.
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)
5 Farmhand Bean: Sounds like you're in need of a blashphemer's spankin'! You take back what you said 'fore it makes me start thinkin' independently.
Farmhand Brock (holding chew toy): Settle down, sparky. It's just words! Here's your chew toy.
Phillip
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)
  • Toy (chew toy)

Character Info

Farmella Cummington-Bloomers
First Appearance
but you can't stay here (6 of 13)
Recent Appearances
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (7 of 21)
making a hole (1 of 27)
Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (1 of 21)
making a hole (1 of 27)
Farmhand Brock
First Appearance
making a hole (15 of 27)
Recent Appearances
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (1 of 21)
making a hole (15 of 27)
Farmhand Bean
First Appearance
good phil hunting (15 of 15)
Recent Appearances
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (1 of 21)
making a hole (11 of 27)