January / 09 / 2007
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postcard random series: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (2 of 32)
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the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (2 of 32)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: Well that went about as well as the breach birth of a nine-headed calf. And the calf has antlers and crap coming out of its heads.
Weetabix Bloomers: The Almanac did say that she would betray you. Perhaps we are still on God's path.
Topeka Prime (Shrine)
Pub (Axis)
  • Urethra Weasel(s)
  • Window (stained glass)
2 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (holding book): The Almanac also say the Programmer is with us when he brings about the new age. Without the Programmer, there's no way to breach the skin between worlds, no way to cross over into The Reboot. There God's path ends, and everything we've gained will be lost.
Weetabix Bloomers (holding the Urethra Weasel)
Topeka Prime (Shrine)
Pub (Axis)
  • Urethra Weasel(s)
  • Book
3 Weetabix Bloomers (holding the Urethra Weasel)
Topeka Prime (Shrine)
Pub (Axis)
  • Urethra Weasel(s) (barfing up test tubes)
  • Test tube (filled with reproductive fluids, several)
  • Sound Effect (Kaff Kaff Huurk!)
4 Weetabix Bloomers: Hmm.
Topeka Prime (Shrine)
Pub (Axis)
  • Urethra Weasel(s)
  • Test tube (filled with reproductive fluids, several)
5 Weetabix Bloomers (holding test tube): When God closes a door, he opens a sperm bank.
Topeka Prime (Outside)
  • Test tube (filled with reproductive fluids)

Character Info

Farmer Wheatina Bloomers
First Appearance
the programmer (5 of 32)
Recent Appearances
the fine print (19 of 36)
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (14 of 21)
Weetabix Bloomers
First Appearance
the programmer (18 of 32)
Recent Appearances
the fine print (19 of 36)
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (14 of 21)