December / 21 / 2006
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the cows of justice (17 of 21)
strip info entered by themysticalone and approved by AsphaltBuffet
Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Farmella Cummington-Bloomers (placing hand on Bean's shoulder): Which one of my seventy-one sisters did you father?
Farmhand Bean: None of them. I'm yer daddy, Farmella. It's time ya knew.
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (fists shaking): Damn you and your rugged good looks! It was not your right to tell her!
Topeka Prime (Shrine)
Pub (Axis)
2 Farmella Cummington-Bloomers (preparing to knack): First I find that you're behind the cowsnatchers, terrorizing our good people into a life spent closed off from the outside world. Then I find you torturing innocent people and vegetables. Now I find that you've kept my own father from me? What else will I find if I keep looking?
Topeka Prime (Shrine)
Pub (Axis)
3 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: Well ya may have gathered that your Grandpa Weetabix ain't as dead as I had told ya.
Weetabix Bloomers (waving): Hi.
Topeka Prime (Shrine)
Pub (Axis)
4 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (donning glasses): Lessee... also alive: your Aunt Lois, that one kid you knew from kindergarten that supposedly fell into a meat grinder and got turned into frozen salisbury steak T.V. dinners, and the original pre-Sergeant-Pepper's Paul McCartney.
Topeka Prime (Shrine)
Pub (Axis)
  • Glasses
  • Computer (hand-held)
  • Straw
5 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (removing glasses): Oh, and your Aunt Lois is also your Cousin Merle. Long story.
Topeka Prime (Shrine)
Pub (Axis)
  • Glasses

Character Info

Farmella Cummington-Bloomers
First Appearance
but you can't stay here (6 of 13)
Recent Appearances
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (7 of 21)
making a hole (1 of 27)
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers
First Appearance
the programmer (5 of 32)
Recent Appearances
the fine print (19 of 36)
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (14 of 21)
Weetabix Bloomers
First Appearance
the programmer (18 of 32)
Recent Appearances
the fine print (19 of 36)
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (14 of 21)
Farmhand Bean
First Appearance
good phil hunting (15 of 15)
Recent Appearances
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (1 of 21)
making a hole (11 of 27)